I could pwn you.....

At Madden, Halo, and especially Fight Night.

I would also pwn you at Monopoly.

What do you pwn at?

 

Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh! And rolling blunts. Nobody rolls better blunts than I do.

 

i'll pwn all of you in swimming

 

shitting. what else

 

There's this little battle course in Diddy Kong Racing that I remain the undefeated champ at. No one I've ever played has beat me.

 

Your a N00b. I pwn @ tony hawk and can take on 7 people at a time at the same time and still win by a large margin.

 

Nuh uh. You're the n00b in this room, buddy.

 

I haven't played Tony Hawk since Tony Hawk 2 came out, but I'll pwn your sorry ass at TH 2.

Kinky, I'll pwn you at any racing game ever made. Including Diddy Kong Racing. You don't want to see me on the speed raft.

 

I pawn all others at supermario 1,2,and 3........and the n64 version...and the snes version...

 

Suckah, please. I'll beat Mario 1 in under seven minutes. I'll beat Mario 3 with my feet.

Then I'll beat your mom's ass.









































With my balls.:cheers2:

 

At Super Mario World!!!!

 

Drawing things that make people feel slightly uncomfortable.

 

i can make more kids cry at dodgeball than any of you

 

the best videogame ever created .... nhl '94.

 

You're lame. I've "pwn" at Monopoly and you fucking know this.

...without rigging the dice.

 

i'll pwn all of you at motorboating too

 

did you know monopoly was created by communists to teach the evils of captialism to children?

true story .... except it may have been a jewish creation, or mormon. I'm not entirely sure.

 

At super mario world, yoshi's island, the one where Mario is a crying little bitch. I hated that part but besides that it is fun.

and Yanouf, a Czech card game

 

AMISH.

it was the amish.

 

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