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  1. SmokingHippie

    SmokingHippie Member

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    Need To Get The Bud Out Of My System As Soon As Possible..

    If Anyone Could Help.. I Would Be Happy To Hear Anything...


    Thanks.
     
  2. Therese Aline

    Therese Aline Slave to the man

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    Do you have a drug test coming up? How much time do you have?

    If you have a week or more, you're ok. You can be drinking lots of water and getting exercise to flush it out of your system.
    If you have less time, water and exercise will help but may not be enough. For an emergency fix, get some unflavored gelatin (like Jello, but not Jello), I use Knox brand, and drink it. I put one packet in hot tea that way it dissolves and you literally cannot taste or feel any texture. When ingested, the gelatin will coat your fat cells. THC is stored in fat cells, so burning fat is ideal. The urine test is going to be looking for things in your fat cells, so coating them with gelatin basically masks them and no THC will get into your urine. Do this the day before the test, but I always do it for two days just to be sure.

    Also when you're taking the test, pee a little first before you pee into the cup. It' said that there's more THC in the first stream, so you don't want them to get that.

    Good luck. :)
     
  3. DeepRiverBlues

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    i wonder where water was ever scientifically proven to help one pass a piss test, or is it just placebo?
     
  4. astrialkiss

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    I dont know about scientific....................but I have passed one by starting on water the night before. I kept water by my bed and drank and pissed all night long (i couldnt sleep well knowing I had to piss test the next day for a job screen.) I got up early and continued drinking...........by 9 am I was pissing clear and passed the test!

    I had slacked off on smoking from daily to just a few times the week before. I am small and have very practically no body fat, so its pretty easy for me to clean up.
     
  5. Therese Aline

    Therese Aline Slave to the man

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    Well, water makes you pee. It flushes things out. So if THC is in your urine, wouldn't it be good to be pissing alot?
    Why would water be a placebo? We're made of water, so naturally our bodies are going to benefit from it.
     
  6. mmg

    mmg fish out of water

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    Drink lots of water and flush your system.

    DO NOT GIVE THEM THE FIRST PISS OF THE DAY!!
     
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  8. Ivy_Intoxicated

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    hahahahahaha

    try having to pass a test in 6 days!!!


    Of course i failed, didn't have enough time.


    Go to the store and get you a couple gallons of water, and some of that clear jello.


    Pickle juice also helps.....


    and drink an ocean of water!!

    but if they pull a hair...your fucked
     
  9. Therese Aline

    Therese Aline Slave to the man

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    Aw man, that sucks. When I was tested for the job I had briefly before I got this new one I had just 6 days to get clean, but I passed. Lots and lots of water, and lots and lots of gelatin. I swear by gelatin.
     
  10. Ivy_Intoxicated

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    yeah.... i was broke so i couldn't get it lol

    but thats what i was talking about!! the clear jello shit!
     
  11. Therese Aline

    Therese Aline Slave to the man

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    ^^ Cute dress, btw.
     
  12. Ivy_Intoxicated

    Ivy_Intoxicated Member

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    Thank you :D




    I'm going to take another with a black one :D
     
  13. SmokingHippie

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    Hm im not sure when i get tested. im trying to get my first job. and everywhere it seems they random piss test you. so i need something that will clear it asap.

    thanks for the tip i will have to try it.
     
  14. st. stephen

    st. stephen Senior Member

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    what? it works by diluting ur urine and making ur pee very watered down. and to people who say to drink a week or more before a test i quote from erowid

    "Many people start drinking water several days before the test; which is useless. Water does *not* clean any THC metabolites out of your system because THC is not water soluble. Water only dilutes urine temporarily."


    use this as a drug test passing guide. research is fun!
    http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/testing/testing_faq.shtml#6
     
  15. Therese Aline

    Therese Aline Slave to the man

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    Aw man, you really want to take a job that random tests? It's bad enough they violate our rights with the initial test, but random is just pushing it. There are places that don't random test, just a pre-employment. I would stick with those, but that's just me.
     

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