Oh I wish I was a big old hairy weiner

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by TheGanjaKing, Sep 5, 2008.

  1. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    cuz then all the girls would want to suck on me
    But my wife she makes me shave my big 'ol weiner,
    now all the girls they laugh at me.
     
    TheGanjaKing, Sep 5, 2008
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  3. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    You should call Oscar Meyer and sell them that fat killer rhyme...
     
    mystical_shroom, Sep 5, 2008
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  5. TheGanjaKing

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    they don't want it. I tried. so I just sing it while I walk down the road
     
    TheGanjaKing, Sep 5, 2008
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  7. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    Hahaha...bust a move, Ganja...
     
    mitten_kitten, Sep 5, 2008
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  9. TheGanjaKing

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    *tries to break dance but accidently sharts and slips on it and bashes his head off of shroomies hard nipples and crusty ejaculate....

    oww
     
    TheGanjaKing, Sep 5, 2008
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  11. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    That's gonna win us the big prize on America's Funniest....
     
    mitten_kitten, Sep 5, 2008
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  13. TheGanjaKing

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    70/30 split, right?
     
    TheGanjaKing, Sep 5, 2008
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  15. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    *Points and laughs*

    You poor bastard.
     
    Tree-Hugger, Sep 5, 2008
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  17. TheGanjaKing

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    see? I told you they all laugh now....
     
    TheGanjaKing, Sep 5, 2008
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  19. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    You should shave her head and then cock slap that shiny scalp.
     
    Tree-Hugger, Sep 5, 2008
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  21. TheGanjaKing

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    an interesting idea actually......

    her head could double as a dildo after I'm done slappin it
     
    TheGanjaKing, Sep 5, 2008
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