Am I Alone In My Not Liking Porn?:

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by SelfControl, Oct 9, 2004.

  1. SelfControl

    SelfControl Boned.

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    I don't know what it is, but I've never got turned on by porn, at all, ever. Porn can be quite funny, but generally it just bores the hell out of me. Boredom and humour are generally not condusive to masturbation. I had a date with some guy who showed me porn to try and turn me on, and it just got me right out of the mood immediately.

    It's weird, because watching people fuck is great, but for some reason when it's on video I just can't take it seriously. Would like yr thoughts on this.
     
  2. psilonaut

    psilonaut Mushroom Muncher

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    Personally I can't stand proffesional porn, everybody just looks so fake and unsexy. But I find amature stuff quite hot :&
     
  3. novarys

    novarys Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    no you are not alone, i know of at leat two people who do not like porn that are members of this site
     
  4. SelfControl

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    Sorry to keep going on about this, but it's A M A T E U R, not amature. I haven't seen any, but I'm guessing it'll be better, you won't have to put up with feeble attempts at acting and horrendously cheesy soundtracks. I can't wank over something that hokey.
     
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  6. SelfControl

    SelfControl Boned.

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    Oh, I don't have a problem with the degradation of women, that's the funniest part of it. But it just doesn't get me aroused, gay or straight. I just don't quite get why, maybe it's just because the sex looks so professional and unnatural.
     
  7. lakeoffire

    lakeoffire Live.Laugh.Fuck.

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    i have never seen porn *blushes* so i couldnt tell you
     
  8. kppdlevel1

    kppdlevel1 Member

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    Well I would love to show you a porn. *winks*. As for not liking porn, to each his own, it's not for everyone.
     
  9. Seru

    Seru Member

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    Haha i know what you mean 'Agh Ouhhh' the most pathetic sounds ever, it looks too fake and fixed the way they just have sex, I would post an example but i reckon that's against the rules.
    EDIT: To the guy who made the post, i've not seen any gay porn so i don't know what it's like, if it's anything like hetro porn and very fake then i can understand how it can be boring.
     
  10. teckieguy

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    OH SHIT! I misspelled amateur earlier... I feel like such a fool ;)

    I'll be back soon... I have to go edit my post :D
     
  11. teckieguy

    teckieguy Member

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    Oops

    I forgot to say...
    I love lesbian porn :D
    No wait, I love boobies!
    :D

    I feel better now that I finally let the cat out of the bag...
     
  12. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    OK... I'm not a fan of porn (as in it's not something I do to pass the time), but I do sometimes use it for masturbation.. just to give myself the little extra stimulation that I need to get the job done.
     
  13. madbeast

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    neither have i...*blushes also*
     
  14. Seru

    Seru Member

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    89.com have fun. it's got so many categorys!
     
  15. SelfControl

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    The worst thing about gay porn is that the guys tend to look like pure Eurotrash. Or they'll get someone really attractive who you could just wank over really easily, but then dress them up in a sailor's outfit or something because it seems all gay people have fetishes. I don't get my people. That is combined with my view that actual gay sex isn't exactly pretty. Two guys kissing and touching is hot, but the actual anal is just not nice to watch, especially when they do fucking weird camera angles to show it going in and stuff. Not nice.

    That said, porn is at least a bit more reliable than people.
     
  16. Seru

    Seru Member

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    Ah but yeah that's just another thing, closeups, i quite like them occasionally :p others don't however.
    i can't stand shitty outfits and all these fetishes, i just want to see good hard real sex. is that too much to ask?!
    it all comes down to personal taste though.
     
  17. ZePpeLinA

    ZePpeLinA Jump around!

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    i like porn to a certain extent. most porn I seen belongs to my brother who's obssessed about blondes and redheads with big boobs...all of the girls are so plastic looking and so fake that it's so funny cos you can tell they're faking great part of the enjoyment they pretend to be feeling...and the guys are not that goodlooking at all, it seems that all it takes to work in porn is to have a big cock (i guess that's the main requirement)
    but yeah i admit to get tuned on by porn sometimes when i'm in the mood. otherwise i just take it as something funny to watch whilst stoned.
     
  18. SelfControl

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    The only thing porn has done for me or the world is to invent the facial. For that, it's ok with me. But if people did facials before porn, then porn is dumb.

    The costume thing irritates me because it turns something which could be horny as fuck into something you can only really find hilarious.
     
  19. Seru

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    I once saw a porn and this guy had the tinyest dick, like smaller than the average pre-pubescent dick, it was classic.
    not that there's anything wrong with a small dick but in porn you're used to these 9 inch snakes and stuff, lol.
     
  20. maryfairy

    maryfairy flower

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    i rent porn to perverts for a living
     

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