I haven't had sex in 2 months

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Penny, Sep 4, 2008.

  1. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    I really think it's starting to affect my mood!

    But hopefully I will have sex in about a week from now.

    How long has it been since you haven't had sex?
     
  2. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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    I haven't in over three months, it WILL affect your mood- just take matters into your own hands and everything will be fine:)
     
  3. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Oh the vanity of these sexual struggles. [​IMG]
     
  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    about 38 or 39 months.

    :mad:
     
  5. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I haven't had sex in...

    shit, I can't even remember.
     
  6. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    i havent had sex for about 19 hours now..
     
  7. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    either late march or early april...i dunno somewhere around there though
     
  8. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Ummm....around 3 weeks.
     
  9. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    last night.

    if you want to have some sex, why not go and have some sex?
     
  10. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    Cause my boyfriend is not here!
     
  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    masturbating doesn't count and the hookers around here are uuuuuugly
     
  12. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Asking that to a woman is like asking a monkey why don't you spread your wings and start flying? [​IMG]
     
  13. tigerlily

    tigerlily proud mama

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    2 months today i think
     
  14. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    A flying money!! That is my next artwork.
     
  15. sdng

    sdng Member

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    do you have to fully remember it for it to count? 'cause if not, then the night before last.. damn you sammy hagar & your cabo wabo lol
     
  16. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    No, wait....4 weeks. Yeah...4 weeks.
     
  17. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    psh, far from true of all women, praxis. lots of chicks are just as "bad" as any guy.
     
  18. Aprilshower

    Aprilshower Member

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    A long time! I'm not meeting the right type of person at the mo. Hopefully things will change over the next few months.
     
  19. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Yes, and many of them also have cheese whiz oozing from their snatch.
     
  20. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    I'm aware of that.

    They are called "fat" or "fugly" or "drug-addicted" or "prostitutes" or "health clinic rats." [​IMG]
     

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