If you were to have a stage name.....

Yeah. RT is lame because everyone is like a family over there and it's hard to feel accepted. Maybe it's just me. This is where I come for ideas =)

Anyway.

What would be your stage name if you were to say, make porn? Not crazy professional porn. Simple, on the side, amateur porn.

Serious and non-serious suggestions are welcome. Do what you will to the thread.

 

Aaron Givesome (a play on Gibson)

 

Huck Chorris

 

Stoner McGee or Longjohn Silver. I can't decide between the two names. haha

 

Jesus "Tittyfuckin" Christ

 

Humpty Cumpty.

 

Jerome Barrymore

 

Haha wow. I didn't think it'd be so easy.

Keep 'em comin'

 

Jake The Snake

 

I was totally going to say Jesus "Assfucking" Christ

 

You could be a tag team porn duo.

 

hahahaha

 

Jesus' middle initial was supposedly 'H', so Jesus 'Horsedick' Christ would probably be more appropriate. haha

 

Or Jesus 'Hunglow' Christ

 

Jesus Holy Handjob Christ?

 

hahahaha we're all going to hell:sifone: I'd rather be in hell than in heaven with a perv like Jesus anyway

 

Yeah that guys a freak.

 

He probably molests baby angels. The bastard hahaha Off-topic.

 

Haha. Excellent.

 

It's strange how a thread about porno names turned into a thread about the extent of Jesus's sexual perversion. haha

Back on-topic......how about Jimmy 'The Sausage' Dean?