My Eye Hurts

My eye has been stinging for the last few hours, either some mascara has got into it or my eye is drying out...

 

Are you sure you did not get sperm in it?

 

I haven't been near anyone lately so noooo...

 

Want to get some sperm in your eyes?

 

er no!

 

Damn.

 

I always use Refresh Tears when my eyes feel like that. They usually get very dry.

 

remove your makeup..flush your eyes with water and then you can reapply.

 

I feel your pain.. I have an eye infection currently

 

they test it on animals you know?
and sometimes we say its cool it dont burn.. we lie..
you human suck anyways....
I want some cheezy poofs!!

 

Did you get coke in it? That shit hurts.

 

No it seems better now though.