Since people want to save the enviroment...

This is a serious idea, though it may get some laughs.

We should find a way to make masturbation eco-friendly!

I mean, how many trees will a man kill with one orgasm, when he uses a tissue to clean his mess? To use a cum rag, you need to wash it, so water is used. To eat it, not a bad idea, but I think I would sick of doing that...

Any ideas? I'm truly serious about this!

 

Tantra is a way of life that encompasses awareness of yourself and the world around you.

 

At least tissues tend to be recycled paper already.

 

Cum on a tissue then thrown the tissue at the base of a tree, it'll be compost.

 

If you do that, you'd be better off cumming on the base of the tree in the first place.

Which could work if you had a bonsai tree in your house.

 

Mix it in with the cat / dog food. They'll probably quite enjoy it.

 

That's rich! Not only the cats get fish, but tadpoles too! Now that I think about it, they most likely wouldn't notice anything new with their food.

I guess I could have a human litter box, with dirt and grass, and the men jizz on it, like cats would piss on it.

 

Use a dirty shirt. It's already going to go through the wash, so you don't use any extra water.

 

Obviously from an experienced gentleman.

(dirty socks work very well - and if they appear a little stiff when dried - well that's what socks do)

 

I totally do that every time I do it.