This is exceptionally embarassing, and will likely make most guys sick. tough.

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Goodbye.

I'm done here.

 

Awesome

 

Yes, awesome. And rare.

 

A man after my own heart. Don't listen to this asshole.

 

I'm not, but it's still fun to annoy the trolls from time to time.

 

trolls!?!?!?! now my feelings are just hurt..

 

you're a big boy. You'll live.

seriously, I figured this posting'd draw flames and general 'crud' from the moment I posted it. From chicks, I'm liable to get the 'ugh, he's a boring guy' and from guys the 'omfg, is he gay, or just prewhipped'

me, it's just the way I am, and I don't have to apologize for that to anybody.

I will however, apologize for the 'troll' comment, if you retract the attack on my masculinity by calling me a '****'. If not, I'll simply say 'once you go white, you know you've been licked right', and 'I am what I eat', simply to make this absolutely juvenile...lol

 

shhhh shhhh shhhhh people get way too hyper upset over internet stuff. 25 years too late i took what he wrote as just kinda a silly joke... because when i read what you wrote i thought "yeah and you're prolly actually gay and dont know it"... do i hate gay people? no. it was just a joke that went thru my head. that's cool that you like romance n stuff. i think most people do actually when they are in the right relationship. but yeah people need to not take things so personally.

 

I wish people could hear my tone of voice, I'm laughing about this.

I knew I'd be catching crap anyway, so I decided to be amused, and treat him the same way I would a heckler if I was doing a stand-up act. For example, Andrew Dice Clay during one of his acts, when a guy was giving him crap... 'What're you yellin? What're you yellin? You're a load that shoulda been swallowed, that's what I thinka you!' Heckle the hecklers...it's a bit of fun, and annoys the crap outta them.

and no, not gay, I love girls way too much for that, and I'm not into guys. Been there, done that in my younger days...just doesn't work for me.

But I am confident enough to wear a pink or purple shirt and not think twice about it.

 

marry me!

 

Help yourself, bud...I hope it helps you get laid.

Why'd you bother reading it if you think it's pukeworthy? More to the point, why do you keep coming back in? Does you need some lovins?

as I said, in my previous messages, I was heckling the heckler...giving a little bullshit back. I expected this kind of crap from guys, so I don't really care. You seem to think this ruined my day or made me cry...all it's made me do is laugh. Just like you are, right now, saying 'oh, I'm going to print this and distribute it' Cool, maybe people'll search for the text and it'll bring them right back here to me. Best thing I could say is 'go for it dude...I couldn't PAY for that kind of advertising'...just don't get all hurt when it hurts your chances of getting laid when a girl looks at you and says 'and you don't do this stuff, why?'

For being so close to 40, I'd assume you to be wise enough to pick up on sarcasm, especially when it was blatantly obvious. He took a shot at me, I shot back, only problem was he was using a bb gun, and I was loaded for bear.

Since you need it explained...
Everything past my first post has been complete bs, and absolute joking, and poking at those that poke at me, because I knew it was coming. Why're you all hurt over it?

 

LotF, well, you are pretty fun....how well do you cook?

It never ceases to amaze me how many guys just 'don't get it', and find relief from the curiously dry spot between their legs either by bullshitting like they're selling a used car, lucky accident or the girl being so drunk that she'd do a dog if it looked at her right.

 

Awww your possibly the sweest person ive never met,
SO listen to anyone. most girls like this

 

i'm a pretty good cook. how are you at cleaning? do you give a good massage?

 

Rahman, you think I'm the one that's 'attacking' you....quite the contrary, I'm having a great laugh. What's your emotional investment to make me into a bastard for having a good time at the expense of the crap I knew was coming anyway?

Like I said, if you want to print and publish, go ahead...That kind of advertising is worth its weight in gold, so why in the world would I want to try and stop you?

But, as I laid it out pretty plainly, this is me joking around and having a good time making as much fun of myself as anyone else. After all, I did say that it was embarrassing, and it is, to be this syrupy sweet, but I'm laughing over it, man. If I wasn't able to 'take the joke', I wouldn't have posted it here to start with.

Come on, we're older than that, and you know it. Kick back, relax, I'm not threatening anything here, or attacking anything here, except ridiculously preconceived notions of blatantly over-macho masculinity and machismo that put us all in a battle to prove 'who's the bigger bad-ass?'.

The surest way to 'win the game' is to know when the rules don't apply anymore. I don't have to compete. I can be me, and there's more than enough women that'll appreciate me for who I am. Why would I need to attack you? Just giving you crap....if you can't take it, why bring it?

Sasha, mon petit belle, too bad you're not a year older and about 900 miles closer.

 

LotF, I helped a friend out with their technique during their attending massage therapy school...I'd say I'm decent.

I use green cleaners, elbow grease, I learned my kitchen cleaning from working in top end food service, and know how to make sure the bathroom stays tidy to 'start with', and not like a cheap gas station stall. (as in, I have mastered the art of 'raise pee lower flush')

 

oooohhhh.....i'm starting to feel faint....

 

Lay down on the couch, dear girl. I'll make sure you're unmolested until you come back up. I know how vile smelling salts are...lol

 

i think a nice, brisk massage by some big, masculine hands would help revive me nicely.

 

I will interrupt the flirting to say, any guy who posts negative comments to your post, Born, is just threatened by the fact that in being so honest, and romantic, you are actually much more masculine and manly than they could ever hope to be.