Alright, who wants to tat me?

I'm sick of being poor and waiting for my tattoo. One of you guys make a prison tattoo gun and get over hyah right nyah.

 

I've got a razor blade and bic pens..will this do..?

 

EDIT:

OMG.....sorry ....I thought it said tap

 

Rofl...well, that too! I need a good ego boost.

 

Just carve yourself with a needle or knife and rub some cigarette ash in. You'll have a nice head start in case you go off the deep end and find yourself in prison.

 

someone tattoo me as well

i want to get odins triple horn

 

Well I found this Hepatitis infected needle outside a methadone clinic.

Will that work for you?

 

I can't reach my right shoulder to do it myself. [SIZE=-2][/SIZE]

 

Stick that bitch into a fire, then rub it down with alcohol, and let's get to work. Doesn't have to be a thorough job, just a quick run under a lighter and maybe pour some beer on it.

 

I would...but I don't think you would like it.

 

Get this one...

 

lolpicdidntwork

 

we can work out a trade if ya want

 

i know a guy who did his own with a needle...beautiful work...hes one of those off the grid people in the woods...real nice guy...i wouldnt piss him off though...

 

I want to learn how to tattoo. You can be my guinea pig.

 

I'll ink you free, but you have to get this one first.

Don't be shy, I did it. You can be the first sister in the cheese brotherhood.


Yeah, I know. I got one freckly-ass leg. Actually I have two. Actually I got a freckly-ass EVERYTHING.

 

Even a freckly ass? Sorry, couldn't resist...

 

I want this one...

 

I want the leg hairs.

 

Ahaha, I love it! You'd feel pretty awesome if I did get a cheese tattoo, huh? If not, then I won't do it.