I Never Blow My Nose

Not. Ever.

I've never told anyone before.

 

You're like my brother.

I blow my nose constantly, because I can't stand the sniffing.

 

is your head heavy from letting nothing out?

sounds crazy -_^

 

Yeah, my head feels like it weighs a ton but that could be from all the ear fluid. I had so much fluid backed up in my ear canals that I got dizzy and fainted. That and I have GERD and the acid gets up into my throat and makes my teeth rot.

So, yup, my head is waaay heavy but i doubt blowing my nose would help. I tried blowing my nose a couple of times in 2nd grade cuz all my friends were doing it (it was runny nose season) but it didn't make my nose feel less stuffy and it kind of grossed me out.

I appreciate your concern tho.

 

just spit it out, thats what i do.

 

I don't spit. Ever. But thanx for the suggestion.

 

i rarely do. only when it's dripping. but i'm a master boogey hunter. and wiper on the seats of cars.

 

HAHA

This sounds all too familiar

 

it's a skilled art form. it's one of the rare things in life that i'm TRULY good at!

 

The boogers just oxidize
and float back into the air
and become boogers again . .
eventually . .

so uh, I'm just storing them here

 

excellent rationalization! however, it must take quite some time for those boogeys to oxidize... cause i've got quite the pile on the driver's side seat of my car...

 

sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................
they will.
they're sleeping.

 

well i'm running out of space for the new goobers that are constantly forming...

 

Habits........

try something new

shoot them at the moon (?)

your hand will automatically take it down to the seat, but WAIT

chuck it out the window?!

Or scrape the old mofos off that seat like muscles clinging to a rock.

too bad you can't harvest them for anything

 

i know... i just have to find some old crazy man who gets turned on by boogeys and sell them to him so i could make a living.

 

Craigslist?