cant masturbate

while playing in a football game last night i strained ligaments in both my right wrist and left thumb to the point than i cant move them without them hurting. Among many other things i cant do i obviously cant masturbate. i just dont know what to do lol. its already been like 2 days...

 

D:

I hope your arm gets better soon.

 

haha well that sucks,
ask a friend to help you. Most girls dont mind

 

if only there were more girls like you at my school sasha. unfortunatley for me most girls i know would mind. my school is extremely sheltered like that.

 

Handjobs for the handicapped!

 

what can i say im amazing

 

Sorry, but LMAO

 

lol yes u are amazing lol
what u should do is get a fake vagina thing or a ziplock pagy fill it up with ...i forget what some kind of jel thing stick it between ur bed and mattress and go at it. wish i had known this trick two years ago lol

 

YOU ARE FUNNY!!:cheers2:

 

....and yet you can still type??

Accurately, no less.

 

coffer table corner?

 

Sorry to hear that this happened to you. You could either:

1) Get someone to give you a "helping hand"; or
2) Stick a plastic baggie lubricated on the inside between your mattress and boxspring and go about it that way.

Let us know how you "make out."