Can't get high?

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by acalisi, Aug 29, 2008.

  1. acalisi

    acalisi Member

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    Yeah, before you try to talk to me like i'm a 10 year old kid experimenting with mari j, go to another thread.

    I introduced my girlfriend of 2 years to marijuana a couple of months ago. This was expected - she didn't get high. Who does their first time though? :D.

    So a month or so after that, tried again with some DANK herb. Nothing. Okay okay, we can try again in a couple.

    Tried again a couple weeks later. With dank herb, non-stop smoking. She smoked for 30 minutes straight. NOTHING.

    3 Days ago. Smoked mids, nothing great. She smoked for about an hour straight. NOTHING.

    Now remember, each time we did, i was high as FUCK!

    3 days ago i geeked the hell out in the first time in years. Was the hardest i have ever geeked almost.

    Whats going on man?

    I told her to open her mind. Look for the subtle effects. Feel the slightest increase of awareness to music, sounds, voices, environment, anything - she says she gets nothing.

    This was the fourth time. I have never heard of this. She is VERY open-minded, so i thought it would be nothing to get her stoned.

    HELP! :D
     
  2. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    Is she inhaling properly?
     
  3. acalisi

    acalisi Member

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    haha oh yes. hell yes.
    she is inhaling the most smooth inhale i have ever seen. holding it in. then throwing another beautiful inhale on top of that.

    trust me. i am teaching her right. thats why i am so confused. i can't tell what is not getting her high after 4 times. I understand one time..but four and doing everything perfectly with straight up dank weed?
     
  4. thomyorke

    thomyorke Member

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    just keep smokin her up might just take longer
     
  5. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    I dont actually believe these stories. Ive known people who couldnt get high, but it really was their inhaling in the end. I think some people's lungs require deeper hits. If this girl is actually inhaling properly, then the THC is actually getting into her lungs and will enter her bloodstream.
    Can someone be immune to THC?
    Well I guess its possible. But If it were the case, there would be a HEAP of other things wrong with the girl, because cannabis effects a very significant place, and without cannabinoid receptors, she would be sort of like another species
     
  6. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    might I just add that you should never have to -look- for the effects of a drug unless youre taking a tiny amount. The first time you actually get stoned.. there would be no doubt at all
     
  7. Astrofabrical

    Astrofabrical Senior Member

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    I've got a great solution. Buy and ounce of shitty weed and make brownies. Cut the brownies into 70-90 gram pieces (which is pretty much 16 pieces) and have her eat two of them. That's one whole 1/8th of weed. If she doesn't get fucking blazed from that, then I don't really know what to say.

    A couple other suggestions wold be;

    a. get a bong
    b. try using a vaporizer
     
  8. thomyorke

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    ^ my friend put an ounce of schwag in a batch and cut it in eight pieces. so eighth each for $20 so i bought one, and then ended up gettin 3 more cuz they were so bomb, even with a high tolerance. they would last well into the schoolday
     
  9. rasta-moose

    rasta-moose Member

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    my nig. roll up a blunt
     
  10. DeepRiverBlues

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    Put a large cone over her head and roll a blunt. Proceed to smoke a blunt and have 3-4 people blow all their smoke in the cone. Hell it worked for me when I was 7.
     
  11. Vapemaster

    Vapemaster Captain of a sinking ship

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    edit: I misread the entire first line.
     
  12. SashaK

    SashaK Tangerine Skies

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    Thats sucks, I have a friend who has to smoke alot to get high too,
    But its bcuz she doesnt inhald it right "ive told her she just doesnt listen"
    N shes also a really big girl so i think that might have something to do with it too
     
  13. acalisi

    acalisi Member

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    Guys , GR! haha.

    I have already said don't treat this like i haven't ever smoked or told her how to.

    I rolled 2 blunts, smoked out of a decent bong, actually, quite well-made, and used herbs from kill, to reg. She has smoked cigs, she knows how to inhale properly. I even watched her. She took a deep exhale, then inhaled, held it in her lungs, took in another inhale on top of it, held it in, then blew beautiful smoke out.

    For the guy who said he doesn't believe these stories - lmfao. You think I want to get on some forums and waste my time and yours saying some lame story about wondering why my girlfriend can't get high?

    Trust me, there is no exaggeration to the story, nor did i leave anything out. She knows how to inhale, we have used a wide range of weed from kill, to reg, and we have used blunts, and bongs.

    What the hell!

    We are trying again tonight, please, give me some tips!

    My bud is bringing down some damn good herb and i don't want to waste any and have my girlfriend watch me stoned out of my mind again.

    She said each time she smokes she just gets super annoyed and a little sick. May be placebo, who knows?
     
  14. SashaK

    SashaK Tangerine Skies

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    ^frankly i would just give up on her, n stop wasting my weed on her
     
  15. Captain Chronic

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    Somewhere I heard someone didn't even get high til their 7th time, but if she doesn't get high soon I would just stop wasting the weed. Some people just don't go well with weed.
     
  16. guy246

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    Just cook with it.
     
  17. Vapemaster

    Vapemaster Captain of a sinking ship

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    Give her a few hits of acid instead
     
  18. DroneLore

    DroneLore h8rs gon h8, I stay based

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    Fuck with her. Everytime she says something, laugh, give her a wtf look and say, "You're so baked."
     
  19. acalisi

    acalisi Member

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    I've done that. I mean if i'm sitting here stoned out of my mind and she isn't even smiling or like showing any emotion- i know she isn't getting high.

    I guess tonight we will see. Fifth time. Smoking some white widow.
     
  20. Mr.Writer

    Mr.Writer Senior Member

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    You poor soul, I don't know if I could last that long. If dozens of monster rips of white widow don't get her high then there is nothing you can do dude, it's on her. She's gotta figure out what she's doing wrong. Could be procedural, could be mental.
     

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