my perfect day

i cant wait till 3 oclock when jerry springer comes on
im gonna make popcorn and watch it i love that show
untill then i will drink coffee and smoke cigarettes and post here

 

why is it your favorite show? because you pretty much belong on there? I'll bet you do too. I'll bet you would fit in just perfect

 

I think TGK should give you a hug.

 

I'll be watching Judge Judy when Jerry Springer comes on. I'll maybe flip back and forth somedays, when something really gross is on, but otherwise, Judge Judy is my bitch from 4 til 5

 

only a naked hug. i'm NOT getting dressed for this

 

You put clothes on to hug people?


I was sad when the last person that hugged me didn't wait for me to take my clothes off first.

 

i dont belong there im not a nutty redneck idiot
i might even watch maury povich afterwards

 

You're not?

 

lol no i am just an insane little guy
have you seen twelve monkeys
well im just like brad pitts character
"ooooh get outta my chair"

 

meth is always associated with white trash redneck idiots

 

i belong in the mental ward
but i will never go back
i swear they will have to tranquilize me first

 

The motorcycle gangs started that rumor to get the feds off their back


Hotwater

 

I feel the same way about Judge Judy.

 

judge judy she is a mean old bat

 

you just wouldn't understand

 

True, and when she teams up with that Bailiff it’s like 2 against 1

That mean old biddy, that witch


Hotwater

 

I love it!!