I came on here to look at porn...

...then I though to myself that there are far more fulfilling and interesting ways to spend my time. Naturally I logged on to hipforums.

 

fancy.

 

Perhaps you'd like to see a close up shot of my asshole?

 

I define class.

 

well i came on, to talk about sex but i logged on to hip, to talk about pants

 

i wanna talk about blue cheese
and the fungus the net has turneds into
the worlds biggest library of filth
a sewer like under belly of creepy
silence that i fear will be the death of me

 

im gay but sasha is enuff to turn me straight
in a simply platonic way of course

 

^ thank you, i think?
No stay gay i mean girls are bitches why deal with that?

 

thats what im sayin wanna be my fag hag?

 

I would

 

gay men are the perfect accessory

 

gay men have looser assholes than hetero men.

 

Yea, see i mean girls are beautiful n their bodies are amazing but the fact that we tend to be bitches is a sad sad thing, well actually there might be some cool ppl out there
Haha fag Hag?

 

fag hag= a female who likes to hang around gay guys

 

Have you met flamboyant men?

 

Oh then of course

 

I just fell asleep on the bus and woke up here.

 

Some men are bigger bitches than girls.
Men arent all that sweet.

 

yeah, women can be bitches... i should know, i've dated enough of them, lol! but you're mm... yeah, you're pretty damn adorable. *sigh* what is it with me and girls who are under 18? good thing i have a loverman to keep me in line so i don't end up behind bars, lol!