some drug testing questions

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  1. TheDead420

    TheDead420 Member

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    Hey guys I stoped smoking for 3 weeks. I smoked for 3 days after that probibly about 4 grams in 3 days. I am now 4 days smoke free. How long it will be before i can pass a piss test for work? I am drinking 3 12 oz bottles of water a day.

    I am 6 feet tall and 132 pounds also

    I will be 15 days sober on the day I take the test.
     
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  3. TheDead420

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    Yeah I have been having 8 glasses of water now. So thats about 100 oz a day for the last 4 days. Im gonna keep up with the water. I havent been peeing yellow for about 10 days now.
     
  4. Startreken

    Startreken Marijuana Chef!

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    Ok, this is the first time I have said this........ Try the search button. I feel that I have been on here long enough to say that now. Not so much the noob but whatever. I have just seen this question asked a lot.

    So, to respond to your question. It takes 30 days for weed to leave your system altogether, thank God they are not taking blood. With the piss test is is all about cleaning out your system. There are a bunch of great "flush" style drinks you can buy at like a GNC style store but in reallity all they are is just fruit juice and vitiamins. So, what you need to do is drink lots of cranberry or grape juice. I like Cran-Grape, kill two birds with one stone. The antioxidants (spelling) are very high in those two juices. It is high in acid so make sure you eat something with all that juice or you will hate life. Drink about 32oz a day. Suppliment with water but no more than an additional 16oz. There is such a thing as overdoing it with the water. You will already be pissing all day. Take some multivitimans with it, B type are best for your metabolism. They speed it up and help you process "free radicals" like weed. If you are peeing yellow then you need to keep it up however 100oz a day is to much. You should not pee more than 10 times a day. If you are then cut back on the water. Eat some high fiber veggies like carrots, asparagus and broccoli. Plus it will make your piss smell like piss. You have plenty of time. You should be good. I have found this works up to five days before the test.

    One other thing I was told works good was not to shower the day of your test or better yet two days. After they make you wash your hands and go into the stall, rub a finger in your crotch between your legs then swish it around in the pee. You can always wash your hands again. Anyway, I heard that the staph bacteria mess up the test. We all have staph on our skin but it gets funkey between the legs. I heard this works but I would not count on it.

    Good Luck and Happy Hunting.
     
  5. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    Not true, it all depends on metabolism.


    And blood tests arent really good for drug testing, as shit only stays in your bloodstream for a couple hours (until it gets removed by your liver)


    you may be thinking of hair tests.


    But, if you are peeing clear, you should be good. As long as you eat regularly and drink enough water.


    Again, the amount of time it takes to get "clean" differs from person to person, so there is no one answer.


    Maybe test yourself so you can see where you stand, just so there are no mistakes.
     
  6. Captain Chronic

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    Thedead420 says he's 6'0 and 130 pounds, thats skinny as fuck. I wouldn't be suprised if he could clean himself out in a day. and drew I'm pretty sure blood tests work fine, a few ppl I know on probation that take blood tests every week and can't smoke because of it, so they can't work too bad.
     
  7. TheDead420

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    Startreken- Thanks for your tips. I am keeping up with the water. like Ctp. Chronic said Im very skiny and i have low metabolism ( My brother has a high metabolism, he only eats like 1 time a day because of it). But in 15 days i think ill be fine because i stoped for 3 weeks and smoked for 3 days.


    More posts would be great. But i am pissing clear and all that.
     
  8. Startreken

    Startreken Marijuana Chef!

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    Blood tests are not just properties of blood that get filtered by the liver and such they also contain other factors that keep a record of what you consume. I agree though hair is the worst. I have heard that there is a shampoo for that.
     
  9. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    I doubt it. From what I understand, they test it through the cells in your hair.


    thats why hair tests can be so accurate, because the hair grows outward from your head.


    Like a drug timeline.


    The best way to beat a hair test would probably be a pair of clippers.
     
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    Startreken Marijuana Chef!

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    just drink lipton green tea with citrus. that is a good drink to help you out. also, niacin tablets will help out a little, but not flush your system out completely. but your not fat, so the thc will get out relatively quick. i got out everyday use for a few months out in 10 days(maybe less), and im about 6 feet and 160 lbs
     
  12. newradicalface

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    Yeah if I ever had to have a hair test I would shave all my hair off and tell them I have Alopecia haha.
     
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    Well THC stays in your FAT cells, so if you drink water and RUN or do alot of stuff to make you SWEAT it will come out faster and you are thin im guessing so it should be find.
     
  14. bloomingtonhippie

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    I hear cranberry juice makes it go away faster on a piss test.

    There is no guarantee that special shampoos will detox you hair. There are ways to do it, but they'll really harm your hair.

    EDIT:
    You could also buy a detox kit for the piss test.
    Or you could drink bleach (if you don't give a shit about your intestines)
     
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    Startreken, your picture made me laugh so much.. haha
     
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