I'll eat just about anything.

I try. I just don't worry about meeting peoples standards unless there's a necessity to do so. (Work etc)

Haha. I used to tell people I washed my pecker after using the restroom instead of my hands, since it sits clean in my pants all day and my hands get germy.


I don't understand why people are so obsessed with germs anyway. Like you said, it's a natural way to build the immune system.

Ps. my son JUST started crawling. I know it's off topic, but I'm excited.:cheers2:

 

I don't understand it either... but I'll just add it to the list of things I won't ever understand about people...

(it is SO exciting when they first become mobile... just wait until he takes those first steps.... then you are in for serious trouble)

 

What's funny to me is that people a lot of times nod in agreement when I say I don't wash my hands often, but if they see me eat something with noticeable dirt or grease on my hands they'll start to wig out. Does it really matter if you can see it or not?

I know. I hope he never walks. At first I couldn't wait for him to grow up. Now I find myself hoping he never does.

 

we had a pizza party at the end of camp...the staff got some fried chicken. so i grab some and 1 drops to the grass. i pick it up and put it back on my plate and i get these dirty ass looks from some of the staff. i was like, its just grass..jeez. i ate it, and it was delicious.

 

5 second rule...

 

Unless it molds I've got like a 2 year rule.

 

No worries...I find most people have selective squeamishness...

They won't eat a cookie that fell on the clean floor, but they'll drink out of a can that has been who knows where...

 

You don't wash your hands after wiping your ass? Man, that's just rank!

 

You change your clothes after you fart?

If not, you're not far ahead of the game.

 

We should change the name here to Hep Forums.

 

Anyone watch Bear Grylls from "Man vs. Wild" ?? Now there's a guy that will eat anything !! Bug guts squirting out and hitting the camera lens ... that dude is freaking nuts.

 

me to

 

I still don't understand why won't you eat fanny? I mean front fanny....you know whatever you guys call it. I don't mean bum.

 

hah...

 

whats all this about him not eating pussy?

 

he just doesn't. he doesn't want to, thus he does not.

i wouldn't suck his dick, either. just, turnabout, you know.

 

fair play, I guess!

Whats with 'eating' pussy? I tend not to eat anything when I'm on a lass.

 

For this you need a spoon, a mallet, a small bowl or mug and a little bit of salt and pepper.

 

nah man. I dont' want crabs.

 

The traditional method is just to use your tongue then.