MoM Found my Pipe twice,, But im in luck!!!!

LOL.

So i have a VERy bad habit of leaving stuff in my pockets. (Folded up school work, Lighters, Weed) But for some reason i forgot to take my pipe out of my pocket. My mom washes clothes when im not home, and anything she find in my pockets goes on the bottom stair so i can get it when i go up to my room.

I get home one day and find some paper and my PIPE on the bottom stair. Either my mom has no idea what a pipe is or she doesnt care.

it scared the living shit out of me

 

Hahahaha, wow....what kind of pipe is it?

 

um your mom knows what a pipe is, so she obviously just doesnt care.

 

Just a regular compact glass pipe

 

NAhhh, She is against smoking. I think she has never seen a small glass pipe or anythingg

 

fuck man, I think you may be fucked or you may get really lucky.

 

That's freakin' AWESOME!!! I know you feeling though, the sheer panic and free as your hands clam with sweat, heart beats faster, and your stomach ties up when you first see it on the stairs. But since she don't care, it's pretty god damn funny she put it on the stairs for you to take!!!
Leaving your stash in your pocket is a BIG NO NO!!! This is how my neighbor, who's muslim, got caught when his mom reached in his pocket in High school, his dad literally beat the shit outa him...

 

If my mom found my pipe she would finish what was in it. My mom is a stoner too (and so is my dad but he don't know about me smoking).

 

I do this shit too its a pretty typical teen stoner occurence. I've left lighters, papers, and cigs among other things. Sometimes they've found them before they gone through the wash and either give it back to me or take it depending what mood they are in. Another time i let a whole pack of cigs go through the wash it was a fucking mess.

 

My dad found my lighter and some changes that way, he just told me to check on the counter becuz my stuff where there. I almost died when I saw the lighter..but I guess he hanst figured out....or he is cool with it.

But ..I have a pyro side so I burn lots of stuff and he knows it.

 

It's so nice to be able to smoke with your parents, and you feel so free when you can just leave your pipe wherever you feel like. Gotta love hippie parents.