Most akward masturbation (friend, family, people walked in etc....)

I had a female roommate open my door to tell me something while I was jacking off. She closed the door really fast, lol. Another time I walked in on her and she was using a back massager on her clit.

 

awkward is having cum stains on ur trousers - like me all the time at school lol

 

I know that feeling.

When I was about 17, several of us were at a friends house just goofing off. Jayney was on my lap, wiggling around for a while and I must have gotten turned on by it, 'cause when she got up I had this huge wet spot on the front of my shorts (light blue polyester so the wet part becomes dark blue and really shows).

I left real quick, but I know everyone saw it. I've been wearing briefs ever since when I have on light weight clothes.

 

Great story(ies)! xD

 

Well I am 24 years old, I was actually caught masterbating by my mom, my brother, and sister lol, it starts like this, My girlfriend lived in Arizona and I lived far far away from there, and We met on myspace(crazy eh) anyways, we were talking about life and everything, then she was tellin me she wishes i was there, because she hasnt been with someone since she was divorced a year ago during that time, anyways, we came up wit the idea to talk dirty and then masterbate on the phone so we can "enjoy our selves" anyways we started off and almost right in the middle of the occasion, my mother walked in my room(forgot to lock it) and she seen me and closed the door real quick, well anyways a few days later we tried to do it again, but dumb me (forgot to loc the door again) and my older brother and lil sister walked in to ask me if I wanted to go smoke weed, I covered up quick but i knew they knew, anyways I the next day I went to a woman friends house, and we were all talking and well she wasnt wearing a bra so I had to go use the restroom, anyways once again (i didnt lock the door) and she didnt kno i was in there because she had the plan plan she opened the door and dropped her pants and started goin to town when we both looked up and seen eachother doing that, lol.

 

When I was about 14, after a bath I was naked in my room and stroking my dick, which was rock-hard. My Dad walked in on me and I was scared shitless that he would gripe me out, or maybe even whip my butt for playing with myself, but instead he just said "Don't wear that thing out! It's got to last a long time!"

 

OH that would suck, sorry. Did she say anything else to you?

 

When I was in college, I lived with 4 roommates including a guy and girl who were bf/gf. She was an insomniac. With the exception of the couple, none of us had wireless cards on our computer, and we all shared my friends computer connected to the modem. One night, at around 2 AM, everyone was asleep and I was horny, so I went down to the computer and started watching something tame, like wet t-shirt contests and started wacking away when the girl comes down and catches me...we just say "hey" to each other, she grabs something from the refrigerator and goes back upstairs...I kinda just froze, and when I thought she was gone, went back to it.

 

Well, I didn't masturbate with. But this is kind of akward, so I'll share. Well, I have this friend of mine. Her and I share everything together(sex fantasies, kissing, etc...) I even bought her a dildo for a Christmas(Which she loves haha!) Anyways, I came over to her house one day and I don't really remember how we ended up doing this... But somehow we ended up putting in a porn movie in. We sat and watched it together. We didn't masturbate, but we pointed out things that we thought were really hot! It was really akward sitting next to one of my best friends and watching porn. Needless to say we didn't get to finish watching it. Thought I'd share this lol!

Tiffany

 

Well, I was never "caught in the act" however, many occasions where I was almost. (Which is why I always do it at night.) But about 3 years ago, my family shared the same computer, and one day, after I was done doing my thing, I quit Internet explorer and left the room. My dad came home, and used the computer. For some reason, on this day, I forgot to log out of my account. So, he decides to check my history, and small list of porn sites appear. He writes them down, and tells me not to go to them. I made the excuse that two of them were pop-up ads (which they were) and one was an "accidental" finding in Google. I don't know if he bought it and I don't care. I simply think to myself, what I do on the computer is between me and the computer.

 

What a generational paradigm shift.

When I was ur age all we had was Playboy magazine, which only showed breasts, not even pubic hair. And we couldn't buy them (but me and my friend found a way to lift them from the convenience store) Also, the only male "porn" was muscle building pix of guys wearing posing straps (G-strings) sometimes pushed out with a boner. AND, we had to hide this paper "porn" somewhere so mom wouldn't find it.

Oh well, just thought I'd share Tales From The Dark Ages.

 

When I didnt know about history on firefox, my dad caught me once. But he was cool about it.

 

lol wow those are funny stories
my parents where prtacal about it i got the talk and pretty cool deal when i was young. my dad said if i get good grades and play football he'll buy me a porno every month.and not to tell my mom about any thing. he said i had to learn some time and he didnt want to answer all those weird questions lol two weeks later my mom found them and i said i got them from a friend she demanded who and got my dad he look scared shit less till he found out i said it was from a friend. i was punished for a week and the deal was still on lol it was fun.

 

my parents know and dont care.
sometimes when i hangout im my dads office, he shows me some interesting mails that he gets ....
and i talk about sex and etc.. with my dad a lot
every one had done it...

 

Your dad is way cool, PeaceAndRasta. I was like that with my daughter. She wasn't interested in porn that I know of, but her mother and I let her boyfriends spend the night in her bedroom.

It is a shame that New Guy's dad is as trapped as a teenager in our cultural blindness. When I was married my wife knew about all my porn - I can't even countenance hiding porn from a wife. Fuck, I write porn - and my wife was in some of it.

 

My most embarrassing one was when we used to take a trip to family on Saturdays. It was a long car ride there and back. One the way back it was always late and I would lay down in the very back. One night I couldn't help myself and I started whacking away inside my shorts.

Then right before i hit the point of no return my mom turned around from the front seat and said to my dad "what's that sound? What are you doing back there?"

That was when I just stopped dead in my tracks. I think they knew but I never admitted anything.

 

They may not care - nor should they, but at least give them more credit than to think they don't know.

Masturbation is as natural a part of life as going to the toilet, and just because they may not watch you doing so doesn't mean they don't know you use it. The same goes for masturbating.

Not only will they be fully aware that you masturbate, but the chances are that even if they have a healthy sex life themselves that they, too, both still masturbate on a regular basis.

 

I have discovered that teenagers seem to be unconscious of their surroundings when sexually diverted.

Once while working in a boys home, I was surprised to see one kid rubbing a boner thru his pants in the TV room while all the guys were there. He was just off somewhere else in his head but his bod was rubbing the boner in the room.

 

lol my moms a 'saint' lol and can make our live fun or hell .....hummm funny how that works
any way my dads not trapped as a teen.....ummm nvm yeah ur right lol
any way like 6 months later im home alone boarded out of my mind so i look around my house for hiddden this. in my dads workroom i found 4 boxes of just porn siting in a closet lol
needless to say i found the best treasure of my life. i would take all the newer good ones. i showed my brother and he took his share, but him being the dumb ass he is hides them in his drawers and my mom finds them and he squeals on my dad. omfg i have never laughed so hard thinking of this. my moms all bark and no bite and what not. he takes the yells and lets her win 'only smart thing he doeslol' goes out to throw them out runs around to my window and tells me to hide them LOL. he goes out and buys her flowers and chocolates and smoths it over really easy and she forgets about it].lol yeay for dad exept i have 4 boxes of pornos in my room and im going oh shit where the hll am i going to hide this so under my bed it goes for two weeks lol

 

yeah really. I read this and was like whaaaat?????