Is your cock thicker than the toilet paper roll center?

mine cannot fit the toilet roll center.

 

Maybe I got lucky with a small roll but i could only get a tiny bit of the tip in.

 

lol this is so funny to hear. I can't stop laughing about this thread.

 

I tried using different brands, and it seems to be the same... I just can't fit inside one unless I'm limp. And even then it's a snug fit.

 

The head of my cock can fit in the roll, but just after the head it gets stuck

 

Nice

 

Thanks...

 

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Wow this topic is still going, cool.

 

^^^ haha thats why I just said to myself?? ...

 

Well MY cock!...

I always like to talk about my hypothetical cock. It would bitch slap all y'alls

 

I wonder what the standard girth is on most cocks. There should be a survey done, and a break down according to ethnicities.

 

I'm what I consider to an average length, at 6½" (and no matter what claims others in here make, I've been with enough men to know that mine is definitely average to above average), but my girth is above average at a generous 7", which is a distinct advantage when having vaginal sex, seeing as women tend to appreciate girth far more than length, but it's a distinct drawback when having anal sex as it makes penetration even more of a problem.

Another couple of drawbacks I've come across from a generous girth include (a) difficulty in putting on condoms - I have to order Extra-Wide ones online (b) my FleshLight inserts give out sooner - although the latest ones I've been trying (the Extra Tight one) seem to have been doing better due to the fact that the material is thicker.

 

Ha the girth of my dick is legendary. The Holland tunnel shakes when I approch. You guys gotta be kidding with this shit. Get a life.

Peace

 

PLEASE HELP ME!!! My GF will be home any minute and she will never understand. I had to try this but I did'nt get all the way hard until I stuffed it in. Now I'm REALLY hard and stuck inside it. To make things worse, I don't have an empty roll so I used a full one. I tried cold water, now I just have a raging hardon with TP goop all over me. Any ideas?!?!?!?!

 

seriously? looks like you're gonna have to cut it off man, sorry...







get all the tp off and rip the roll

 

Quick form the TP roll into a paper mache head that looks like your g/f. Start talking to this head and tell it how much you love it. Make sure your g/f hears and sees you doing this. Tell her you love her so much that you just can't stand to be without her. She will love you even more and give you the real thing. That way you and me can leave the rest of these dumb ass fools to fuck TP rolls. WTF. My penis has great girth. My dick is godzilla.

Peace

 

Oh my god, I'm so sorry I wasn't around when this one happened.


How'd things go after all??

 

^ LMAO!!! ...How funny is that. All he has to do is lock himself in the bathroom and tell his girlfriend he's not feeling well. Wait until he shrinks down to pull it out and walk out of the bathroom like nothing happened.

 

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