Set The Controls for Rambledizbin

"Set the Controls for the Heart of Rambledizbin"

A few nights ago I got REALLY lucky finding bud...
So I was uuuurgin to get some bud and it was really hard to get. It was a friday night and me and my pals were chillin smokin our last bowl. After that tiny bowl it didnt do anything so we were like SHIT! lets get some buddah! We try to call all of our dudes but nobody was picking up (which was pretty lame) so we decided to hit up jack and the box for some grub while we waited for a dealer to call us back.
So we are eating our shitty fast food when some dude came in to order food. I dont know what it was but out of nowhere he comes up to us and is like "Lookin for bud!" Im like hell ya! So he hooked us up with a quarter for 100 bucks of some daaaank! We decided to light up a fat ass blunt then it was late so I went home.
Hungry for munchies I decide to make my way to the pantry for a delectable snack. I open the door to the pantry and turn on the light. But for some reason the light was not working. As I was flicking the switch on and off still not working the pantry door shut closed. The lights turned on without me flickering the switch and I notice that all my food is gone.
The only thing that is in my pantry is a small door. So I thought Shiiiiiit I know where this goes!! I leap in the door and find myself in Chronica! I look around to see where I am and notice that I am not in the same place I was before. It is night time and very cold, all of the wonderful trees and plants are not the same as I once saw them. They were withered and sad. I was disgusted at what I was seeing for Chronica was not the place it used to be. It is dark and smells like death all around which kinda started to make me feel a little scared (being really fucking high didnt help either).
I turned around and decided to go back in the door I came in but it had vanished! Beginning to freak out I looked for a path, for I had noo fuckin clue where the hell I was at. I looked around in the distance but all I could see where hundereds of wilted and rotten trees, but then I notice smoke in the air so I decided to head that way. Maybe I could find some answers.
I make my way towards the smoke not seeing one creature alive or even one creature with a smile on its face. Quietly I make it closer and see a fire in the distance. I creep my way closer and closer to the fire, hiding in the dead brush that surrounds me. I begin to hear voices.
"We cant keep running like this! a voice said
" Well then what the fuck are we suppose to do?! Do you know what will happen if the pigs catch us?!?! said another voice.
I could not see them for the brush was to high but I got a whiff of something I thought didnt exist in Chronica. Once I smelt that smell I knew these "creatures" were of no harm so I decided to make my move.
"Who the fuck are you!" said a fat creature with horns on his head that stood 4 feet high with a weird staff pointed at me in my hand. The other one held a similar staff at my face but did not speak.
"My name is Tyler, Im not a pig Im from a different universe and Chronica brought me here. All I was tryin to do was get some pringles man..." I said with a sarcastic face
"And why should I believe you! You could just be a spy for all we know! Prove yourself!" said the fat creature
"Alright, but Im going to stick my hand in my pocket." As I said this I pull a grape flavored blunt out of my pocket and torch it with my lighter and begin to take big ass rips.
"Your one of us! Thats great! Sorry you worried us There isnt much left the pigs decided to invade and kill a lot of the natives. Most of us are hiding. By the way my name is Frimp. Im a forest troll. I dont look like much but I can pack a punch!" My friend here name is Groff Hes my brother hes also a troll, except somehow he grew much taller than the rest of us!" Who are u?! Where are u from?!
My names Tyler, I come from a place called earth sometimes portals from your world open up in mine and I go in them to smoke and be merry but this place does not look so fucking merry! What happened to the place I once knew?! I said
"Well as you can tell the Pigs invaded Chronica for they didnt believe in what we did and wanted us to believe in their beliefs. Fuckin fascists! Anyways their leader Brushi decided to kill anyone who didnt believe which was EVERYONE! He didnt get a hold of us tho. Me and Groff were with a huge group of rebels making our way to a base where everyone was at to form an army. We got ambushed by a bunch of pigs and luckily we got away and thats why we are here. By the way give me some love from that blunt, fuckin hog! Frimp said with a smirk on his face
"Wow that really bites dude, I would like to join you on this quest to bring down the pigs. I think Chronica brought me here for a reason and that was to destroy those bloody fascist pigs! I said with a fist in the air.
Frimp and Groff decided to let me join them on our way to the base in Chronica.
" By the way Frimp where is this "base" you speak of. I sad curiously.
" Its about 50 miles north from here in a place called Rambledizbin. This blunt is gone lets hit the road..."

 

what

 

very very good.

 

wtf

 

am i the only one here whos read the other chronica tales?

are you serious?

 

LOL Good one where did the thread go?

 

http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=319210&highlight=chronica&f=229

 

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