my boyfriend isnt mad at me

i kinda figured you were like celibate or something

 

I was hoping she was a lesbian...

 

only because you have the bigger dick....

 

pfft, haters...

 

well, its just that you never share it anymore

 

yeah, I know but my balls only rest on one chin now...

 

we are all still hurting. this wound will take time to heal

 

I know, and so do many asses...

 

lmfASSo. :biggrin:

 

my boyfriend loves it when I pound his ass and the taste of my sweet, sweet musty balls... Pure goodness...

 

you two must really be in love

 

we've surpassed that... It's more of a "no one else would tolerate to be with either one of us" love... He picks up my used tampons, that's dedication.. He has no fear anymore...

 

you got that. i've picked up many a tampon cuz my wife is a lazy slob. cleaned turds off the wall behind the toilet. pulled more than one tapeworm out of her lower intestines. dedication.

 

see, now that's die hard love...We have the best conversations when I'm on the toilet and he's shaving..

 

we always talk when she's changing her tampon and I have my bedtime snack. since i like cleaning off the toilet seat when shes done, it sorta just made sense to eat in the bathroom

 

See, that's beautiful... When I am bleeding really heavy and some crazy stuff comes out I call him in the bathroom to look and tell me what he thinks it is or if I am dying...No joke, I know people think I am kidding but I am not..It's great and warms the heart...

 

and he would never point and laugh. maybe a snicker once in awhile as a partial fetus squirts out, but nothing else.

 

I have problems so I have some crazy stuff come out but we make jokes about it, I mentioned this a while ago but my clots on my tampon one time made my tampon look like Cookie Monster, I even did the voice.. Now, he can no longer look at cookie monster the same...

 

ahhhh, the memories you'll have to tell your grandchildren....

 

we're not having children, we think it's best that way...