"I can't come into work today because..."

got maters to can....

 

I have some movies that need watching

 

Here come the Judge, here come the Judge.

 

I'mmm Olllllddd

 

because I just saw my picture on Americas Most Wanted

 

I'm flying on a wing and a prayer.

 

I'm stuck...................in a ring of fire

 

I have a 22 pound cat sitting on my chest, and therefore cannot move.

 

I'm wandering around but I'm not lost!

 

I fell into a burning ring of fire, I went down, down, down, but the flames went higher, and it burns, burns, burns, that ring of fire, that ring of fire.

 

I tried to get to work ....but the storm grabbed me and I went blowing in the wind

 

the answer my friend is blowing in the wind.

 

I forgot how to get there....

 

I need to sleep a few more days

 

all we are is dust in the wind

 

because I'm gonna spend the week trolling to earn B25YTL's ire

 

Gotta go dig some worms & get ready to go feeeshin....

 

my fish drowened

 

because I got the giggles

 

I've got peanut butter stuck to the roof of my mouth.