I never thought I would love a cookie so much

I had a cookie and it was amazing. I've basically been on the verge of starving myself for the last two weeks. That was nice. I had a loose meat sandwich for lunch to......ah, heaven.

 

I want cookies...

 

I am the queen of choc chip

 

I just had an impromptu driving lesson and was nearly thrown through the windshield twice. It did something it never should have it disturbed the zen of...the cookie.

 

I have never had a cookie. I must eat, like, a dozen at a time. Seriously, a cookie? That's like eating a m&m.

 

Well a cookie isn't the most healthy things. I try to eat them in moderation. Don't get me wrong I had like four for breakfast.

 

F moderation in the b-hole.

 

when i read "i never thought i would love a cookie so much" i assumed you were just stoned. because i've said those exact words before.

 

I don't like cookies that much, unless they are really really soft and oatmeal...