"I can't come into work today because..."

I'm too busy living to go to your dead end job!

 

I'm not stoned enough to work for my asshole boss.

 

I know Born25YearsTooLate's boss and I'm gathering up everything I can get my hands on but I still don't think it's going to be enough to get Born25YearsTooLate to work but we'll probably have a good time trying.

 

OWB- - I see you love this thread. You sure got a lotta good ,but wacky reasons to blow off work lol

JJack

 

I cant go to work because the roof,the roof,the roof is on fire

 

(stoned voice) Whoa, man....you mean I'm not AT work?

 

Its Saturday goofball.....

 

I cant explaine some female entity that drives a mustang has some kind of mind control device and Im unable to tell where I am at the moment.

 

I've got way too much beer to drank......

 

I am currently on fire.

 

My woman done left and took all the reason I was working for

 

I split my only pants

 

I'm movin' to mars to become the leader of the NMCONA (New Martian Civilization of Nudist Alcoholics

 

Thanx JJack ol' buddy.
I'm inspired by all the other reasons here, plus I'm a little wacky, okay a lot wacky and I'll use any excuse to blow off work.

 

It's raining cats and dogs and I just got myself a nice husky shepherd mix puppy and I gotta stay home to paper train it.

 

it's raining cats and dogs, and a sabertoothed tiger is sleeping on my car

 

I've got to go get my sabertoothed tiger off Born25YearsTooLate's car.

 

I've gotta find a 200 pound mouse for OWB's sabertooth tiger.

 

because Ive got an ankle bracelet that will blow up if I wander away too far

 

I promised BBAD I'd come over and defuse his ankle bracelet.