Help me out here..

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by thc_prince, Aug 12, 2008.

  1. thc_prince

    thc_prince Member

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    Basically, i have this annual checkup tomorow at 11am(its 12:07am now)
    On saturday night i took about 4 full 2L bucket hits and soared for hours before sleeping at 5am. Sunday I awoke at 10:30 am and split the herb(which i didnt pay a single cent for:D) with my friend i would say i had about .3 left after giving some to my other friend. That very night i took a grav hit off a 17oz bottle and ate alot. THe next night i finished the rest with another grav hit. Today i drank 14oz of Ocean spray Pure Natural 100% Unsweetened Cranberry Juice(which was a torture to my taste buds) and i drank about 48oz of water.
    Any ideas on passing that annual checkup? (they check urine and blood)
    i have no detox kits or anything...

    The shitty thing is I might even recieve a sports screening if my mom wants me to join the swim team...
     
  2. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    unless you are taking a specific drug screen they aren't testing for them. They are checking levels of health aspects
     
  3. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    They wont be checking for thc.

    And use the search thingy. Your safe.

    If your doing the swim team your going to have to be clean though.
     
  4. thomyorke

    thomyorke Member

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    ru sure ur gettin tested? they might not automatically test for drugs
     
  5. maxwellthebeagle

    maxwellthebeagle da illest

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    if its a doctor checkup or physical i highly doubt they will drug test you...

    edit: fucking google it or search for it, i've seen plenty of threads like this...
     
  6. thisisme5

    thisisme5 Herbal enthusiast

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    Yea me and the search button and me once had this experience together. It was crazy
     
  7. thc_prince

    thc_prince Member

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    can anyone give me tips
     
  8. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    The trick is to have a friend who's "clean" pee all over you before you take the test.

    That's the whole trick. It works every time.
     
  9. thisisme5

    thisisme5 Herbal enthusiast

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    Hahha put that on wikipedia right now
     
  10. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Look both ways, before you cross the street, use your eyes, use your ears, before you move your feet.

    I learned that in grade 1:)
     
  11. thisisme5

    thisisme5 Herbal enthusiast

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    Don't eat yellow snow
     
  12. The Reverend

    The Reverend Member

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    Climb onto your neighbour's roof and dangle a fish on a bit of string in front of his windows. He'll think his house is underwater.

    Save time when crossing a one-way street by only looking in the direction of oncoming traffic.

    Make your girlfriend cry when you're having sex by phoning her up and telling her.

    etc
     
  13. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    dude, cranberry juice is amazing! Sweetened or unsweetened I love it!
     
  14. dgdys90

    dgdys90 Member

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    Dont piss into the wind. Youll get wet.
     
  15. dgdys90

    dgdys90 Member

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    Bravo:rofl:
     
  16. Thories

    Thories Member

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    Swallow or its going in your eye!

    ^ Sooo sorry about that i just have to say things when they pop into my head!
     
  17. deleted

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    your busted for sure.. :eek:
     
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