"Glorious Twelfth" of August through February 1.

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Olympic-Bullshitter, Aug 12, 2008.

  1. Olympic-Bullshitter

    Olympic-Bullshitter Banned

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    Befriend the right Brit and you'll spend this time chasing wild grouse, pheasants, and other decorative game, while enjoying the cachet that comes from being invited to kill animals alongside the right people.
     
  2. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    "Chasing" isn't exactly the right word, you'll more be standing perfectly still in a field while people direct the birds straight into your path so you can shoot them. You then get into your landrover and drive to the next field where you can stand perfectly still again. This will cost you thousands of pounds...
     
  3. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    you're up late Sir! (off-topic I know :))
     
  4. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    eep, look at the time:tongue:
    :cheers2:
     
  5. Olympic-Bullshitter

    Olympic-Bullshitter Banned

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    Shooting holidays from glossy brochures are viewed with revulsion by the titled lot who dominate the sport. Expect pomp and circumstance galore: the wizened gamekeeper, the teenage "beaters," the blue-blooded dogs nipping at your heels.
     
  6. dapablo

    dapablo redefining

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    Makes a change from them being slaughtered by motor vehicles, never seen such dum arse birds in my life.
     
  7. nerthus

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    my friend does beating, there's good money in it if you consider all you're being paid to do is walk slowly across a field.. then they all go to the pub, drink cider and eat roasted meat.
     
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