Fasting for Drug Test

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by IkeribusX, Aug 11, 2008.

  1. IkeribusX

    IkeribusX Member

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    I may have to pass a drug test tomorrow. I haven't ate anything in 40 hours except a peach and been downing water like mad and peeing every 20 - 30 minutes to detox my system asap.

    Does anyone have any advice that could speed up the detoxification process?
    I'm fasting to both clean out my system and reach a higher spiritual awareness, if there any faster methods, please don't hesitate to share.

    Thanks in advanced.
     
  2. HauntedGraffiti

    HauntedGraffiti Member

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    Instead of piss, put toilet water in the cup. Or Visine..
     
  3. Astrofabrical

    Astrofabrical Senior Member

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    Wow, thats the worst idea ever. They don't just look to make sure theres some kind of liquid in the piss test, they make sure it's piss. It also has to be between 90 and 100 degrees fahrenheit to be valid.

    Instead of fasting, you could go to a headshop and buy some detox. But try to avoid detox with guarine in it (I cant remember if thats what its called for sure, look it up if you want to).

    Also, drink lots of acidic stuff like pickle juice and cranberry juice.
     
  4. OmgWtfBbq

    OmgWtfBbq Member

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    dude thats stupid it doesnt even work just drink alot of water before drug test and take multi vitamin pills so it gives it back the vitamins and color instead of just pissing pure water which results in a failed test ive done that stupidass drug testing shit for a year and i finally found a flaw in it smoke 2 bowls a day wait 2 days and your clean its better then going complete cold turkey atleast you get to smoke something and pass drug tests
     
  5. Tibbles

    Tibbles Banned

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    take a shot of vinegar
     
  6. AbloodmoneyA

    AbloodmoneyA Member

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    Haha why the fuck are you fasting?
     
  7. IkeribusX

    IkeribusX Member

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    Didn't I already answer the question?
    I don't expect you to approve or understand if your not familiar with it's origins, but I am a believer in Christ and I suggest you look into the same for yourself.
     
  8. Startreken

    Startreken Marijuana Chef!

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    I am glad that you belive in a higher power and that you feel fasting will help your spiritual well being. However, if you wish to pass the drug test then I agree with some of the other people here. Drink Cranberry Juice or Grape Juice. I personally like the Cran-Grape myself. It is high in acid and has a natural detox. All that good stuff you need. If you are done with your fast then I would also suggest taking some B Vitamines. They help increase your metabolizim but taking vitamines without food will only pass through your system. Another tip I once heard was to not take a shower then when you go into the stall stick your finger in your crotch area between your legs and get it good and dirty, then swish your finger in the pee. I don't know if it works but in could not hurt. He said it had something to do with the reaction of the bacteria on dirty skin. Who knows. Like I said I don't know. Good Luck and Happy Hunting
     
  9. IkeribusX

    IkeribusX Member

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    Thank You :)
     
  10. tothedome1

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    ive heard fasting does help with piss tests. so keep on that.
     
  11. PhishheadDeadhead

    PhishheadDeadhead Senior Member

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    exercise and sweat like a mother fucker
     
  12. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    Nah, fairy tale cults are not for me.

    You know a Maryland couple starved their child to death because he wouldn't say "Amen" after his meals? This world gets crazier by the day.
     
  13. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    it really depends.. if you start fasting.. your body will store that extra fat initially to make up for the lack of food being ingested.. but then will start to use it up as needed for energy.. .
     
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