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insert Jesus Cheesis into vagina? thats way cooler than the exorcist ..."Jesus Cheesis Fuck Me"

 

Would you like some Jesus toast to go with that?

 

Haha, omg, it's really Jesus... This is gross but I'm gonna tell it anyways cause I thought it was really funny, this weekend my tampon that I took out looked like cookie monster, it freaking did.. It had dark red clots that looked like eyes and then one that looked like a mouth, it really did look like cookie monster, I really wanted to take a picture but I thought that was probably a little too gross...Sorry, I know this is a tad bit gross but I am being serious.. Haha, ah, it was funny..

 

haha...only you would think of cookie monster at a time like that...:biggrin:

Mine just look like I dropped a kidney...

 

TMI way too TMI

 

jesus is like cheese he stinks...
hes like toast all burnt...
he like cereal too.... lots of fiber.
full of shit...
like coffee picks you up but you crash really bad...
like the coffee cake in the vending machine keeps getting stuck on one number.. 3:18
like english muffins.. holds butter but got alot of leaks in it...

Jesus is alot like bacon hes a HAM...

 

Hahaha, dropped a kidney...:biggrin:

I was like "holy crap, this looks like cookie monster".. And then started to talk like cookie monster, I even called matthew in to look at it. so he looked and he was like, holy crap, it does.. We laughed about it but he called me gross anyways...and told me to never call him again for stuff like that.. Which I know he is lying cause who doesn't want to see that huh...

meh, what can ya' do... I mean, where do you think you came from, you popped your little head out of a vagina... Don't be grossed out, it's a part of nature...Mother Earth bleeds...

 

It was his own fault...he should know better than to come in to the bathroom when you call him..:biggrin:

 

Hahaha too true...:biggrin:.. He thought I had fallen or needed help, I always call him in there, I call him in he comes running and I say.."hello guy, what's up"... I sometimes just yell his name until he gets really annoyed that he comes in there and I'm like, look what came out of me... Haha, poor chap, he should have ran far, far away on our first date...

 

How where did you meet?

 

I imagined him...he's invisable...

 

Oh, so that guy with the vanishing hair line is a figment of our imagination...

 

uh, he has no head, I drove him mad to the point that he had his brain removed...And that's me who has the vanishing hair line...

 

He...oh never mind. When you want a real man come to England.

 

Offer me cake and I will be there ASAP....

 

Yea, where on earth did Xac go? I haven't seen him in ages.

 

I'm his alias...

 

Sorry, I can only offer you snotty tissuies...

 

What are "tissuies"..? Is this code for something.. please tell me yes...

 

"tissuies" = Huge pe...nuts...lots and lots of pe...nuts.