DAMMIT....... flies!!!!!!!

fucking bastard fucking shit eating critters. One of them had me running around my room for half an hour last night waving a swatter and raging at them, like I wanted not only to kill this little bastard, but I somehow managed to overcome the whole karmic guilt thing and physically wanted it to die slowly and painfully. I mean, in FLY TIME not much faster going human time, you know. It was a little one, but everytime I put my head down on the pillow and turned the light off it started bizziwizing about my head, THEN when I turned the light on and got up I couldn't find the little bastard. All I got were fleeting glances of it, and this faint sound of it flying around. I eventually got it, because it FINALLY landed on the wall. Haha not a good idea to do that, you better start writing your fly bucket list out if you are a fly and you land on the wall in my bedroom.

But I already twatted two flies already tonight and there is still this one flying around and it keeps landing on my macbook! The only place in my room apart from my balls it can't be splatted.

I must kill it or it will buzz me in the morning, and I don't like to be buzzed in the morning.

How do you deal with these dang critters swiftly and efficiently.

 

buy a frog

 

quickly?

a bunch of really hungry frogs.





or bats maybe

 

I take them outside.

 

man, my friends place had some because she doesn't have screens on her windows right now and it's been hot... it's the first time I've killed anything intentionally, other than mosquitoes.
Oh and we rolled up the TV guide and hit them, dragged (picked up with paper towel) the bodies and put them in a ditch(compost bin)... it didn't take long

Could be worse, ever been in North Bay during Shad fly season?

 

and I don't see not feeling guilty for killing flies being too unethical due to the fact, if it lived it probably would have gave someone something or make cats sick... I do feel a little bad though.

 

Flies don't make you sick.

Living an unsanitary lifestyle does .

 

true, but flies make cats who eat them sick, which can sometimes make you sick... at least by a vet bill

 

buy some fly ribbon

 

two words...

fly strip...

 

I have no idea where you go that from.

 

God i hate flies.

 

they can make them sick, not a lot, but it can if it's sprayed with bug spray or other things or stuff from garbage. I still let mine though, because it's not very likely...cat's usually have good immune systems but still flies are annoying.

 

cats...Atleast my cats eat flys

 

Is it as bad as trying to cook a pot of macaroni cheese on an open fire in Arran just after the rain has stopped?

 

Yes, those things do work, but they rely upon the fly landing on them in the first place.

 

probably not, but I had to pull over and sleep in a car once because we literily couldn't drive through them, it was like a wall of huge creepy bugs.

Saying that, I guess every species has a purpose, fufilled or not. Shads tell us how clean our water is, frogs tell us how are ecosystem is doing, flies feed frogs... and we pretty much distroy all of the above.

 

Fucking fucking fucking INSECTS!

Man I was a bloody mosquito banquet last night, I woke up about 8 times and had to put tiger balm on my shoulder, my hands, head, I don't know how many there were but they kept biting my ass all through the night, and when I put the light on then I couldn't see them!

Then when the sun came up it was another fly buzzing around my head waking me up, and that was after swatting about 20 of them yesterday!

So eventually I got up to twat the little bastard, and there were no less than FIVE of the fuckers sitting on my MacBook! I don't know what it is about this MacBook but they just seem to love it? I mean it's not like they can eat it, they just like it for some reason.

And now I opened my window and another swarm of the fuckers has come in, god damn you god for creating flies and mosquitos!

Oh sorry you are god, sorry god, you know best for the world, I apologise, but I am still going to have to kill them!

 

Mmmm...RAISINS!

 

Haha, doesn't that look delicious and not only that but it's an "anytime snack"...It's high fashion too...