10 years ago I saved the world

Sorry about that...

That will not happen again.

 

How'd you manage that?

 

why would you do that..

it's like saving a two legged dog that has mange and is blind and has rabbis...

 

You're forgiven but just don't let it happen again, young man, you understand?!..

 

pfft. you buncha negative nellies.

 

Thanks. Please keep looking over us. We need more like you. Next time you save us at least let Ohio get destroyed though. Pittsburgh needs more room. Thanks again oh cosmic one.

Peace

 

Okay I am going to give the condensed, edited version. If I explained it all your head would explode.

I am a member of the "Brotherhood".

It is an ancient order that is dedicated to being a guardian of the light.

We are not the light. The light has it's own identity.

We are here to direct the light.

Anyway dateline ten years or so ago.

I am in Seattle Washington. Probably at some damn coffee shop they have their.

So I am minding my business and suddenly I feel the energy of the earth shift.

It is a real strange feeling. Hard to put words to.

Anyway I grab a map of the US and start an energy scan and I sense a hemorrhaging in the earths energy in the middle of Las Cruces, New Mexico.

1 month later I moved to Las Cruces, NM (one of my biggest mistakes).

About this time some Movie company is filming a movie in downtown Las Cruces.

That is where the vortexes were located.

Some people an the set were watching me a few hundred feet away.

I bet they still wonder what the hell I was doing.

I stabilized the vortexes and got the hell out of there.

But you see, I was wrong. I was not acting under the authority of the Brotherhood. I did this on my own.

As far as details of healing large vortexes that have become unstable well that is a topic for itself.

 

I saved my sister from drowning once.

 

im looking to go the other name. you know lex luthers number?

 

you did?

 

Yes, I know. I was not thinking.

But do not worry, man is working hard to destroy all that I helped save.

I wont, I promise. Does that mean I can't use the car tonight?

My room is clean.

 

I was going to tell you to go to your room and thing about what you've done, but that seems as too much of a punishment....
Instead, you can use the car, but no allowance next week....And just wait for your father to get here!...:toetap05:

 

Looking back, I am sorry I did not take out New Mexico and a big chunk of Idaho.

Meh, live and learn I guess.

That is neat.

I have Lex on speed dial on my cell phone.

Neat guy, knows how to party.

 

Yes I totally did...and I am sorry for it.

But yes this is a completely true thread.

Well except for the part about me and Lex being tight.

He doe's not return my phone calls.

No allowance?

That is just not fair!

(stamps out of the room and goes upstairs to sulk.)

 

Awww.. I would save that dog mentioned up there.. i guess Im a hardcore dog lover.
Im gld you saved the world UA, otherwise I never would have gotten to know ya

 

You are a sweetheart.

I suppose all things considered, there was some good to come out of it.

If nothing else it radically changed my goals in life.

I am glad to have gotten to know you too.