Weirdest place you have put your penis?

fibber!

 

nanner nanner!!! throw your fingers in your ear, and wiggle 'em like ya just dont care!! heyyy!! fibberr!!!(that was a remix of the throw your hands in the air song if you couldnt tell...) okay okay, so i ate paint chips as a baby

 

wow where do you work?

and girls can't stick themselves in anything, but we can stick things in ourselves.... i think that thread is in the love and sex forum.

 

Nah, I'll let everyone know

1. cut the end of the card board the long way about half an inch but one cut goes all the way

2. tape or wrap rubber bands around it

3 fold the half inch flappy things, you made by cutting it, back

4. unroll a condom, put it over the cut end so it will stay then tie a string to the tip to use to pull it all the way through the cardboard, and tie the string to a pencil or something to keep it from going back in.

5. lube/ have fun

 

I'm afraid I can't tell you where I work, but let me tell you it was rather disappointing since there was nothing on the other side.

 

into a subwoofer, while it was playing out my favorite tune.

 

Wow, some guys will stick those things just about anywhere....

 

a microwave

 

an electrical socket...