Freakin funniest thing ever yesterday. Ok so i just finished work and i come home from a hard shift so naturally i wanna get baked. So i go to my hiding place and take my out my weed but since its a full quarter i decide to pack a bowl before i go. So i pack the lid for my waterfall bong and since i dont wanna put it in my pocket incase some weed falls out i place it inside an empty paper towel role and start to walk upstairs where my shoes are so i can go and get baked. Well i come out of the bathroom about the exact time my mom comes out of the basement and she says she wants me to see some pictures. So im sitting there and shes going through the pictures for like half an hour meanwhile im holding the loaded bowl in my hand underneath this paper towel role just peaking out. Finally she lets me go and i almost make it outside before my dad tells me to help him fold laundry. Well now i have to put the loaded bowl under the empty paper roll which i had to stand up over top of it... Ok so thats not bad enough then my sister comes in and is about to open the cabinet it is directly in front of so she almost pulls the paper towel role away before remebring she left the lost item in her room... Im sweating like crazy this entire time and im trying to make excuses to leave so finally i get outside and go to the woods to pooch some nug and all goes well, i get really high and eventually wander back to my house. Well about a half hour later my mom comes up to me downstairs holding the still smelling pail cap (waterfall bong bowl) and asks me if its mine... I figure she knows but i say its not anyway and then the most amazing thing happened... She like "Hmm well i can't figure out what its for so i guess il throw it out" and she does completely clueless
I gues i dropped it on the floor of the bathroom or something... Still trying to figure that out as well
Haha, good one man. One time me and a friend were walking down to this park that was off campus limits (boarding school gheyniss) and a school bus--being driven by a teach accompanied by one of the deans--sees us walking towards the park. Stops, picks us up and brings us back to school. Thank goodness we both had reputations for being model students, because I had a blunt on me the whole time! *shivers*
Lol, I was suspended for terrorism during freshman year and when I got called down I had two packs of Djarum Specials and 4 shots bottles of vodka in my backpack (the vodka was a christmas present for someone). I had to talk to the head of the school police and everything, but they didn't search me thank goodness haha. I don't know what my mom would have done if I got suspended for terrorism and busted for possession of tobacco and alcohol on school grounds by a minor in one day.
lmao. my friend got expelled from school in 10th grade for terrorism. she called in a bomb threat to the school, and the whole school freaked out, and they traced the number back to her phone haha
