Lighter alternatives

well... parents are going out of town tonight and i got a sac of green, but only a very close to dying lighter. i need a alternative! help please! im smoking out a bong so if that helps

 

Matches?
If my lighter is low, I light a candle, and use some sort of object to light on fire, and use it to smoke out of my pipe. That way you only have to use your lighter once, and the flame doesn't die.

 

why don't you go out and buy a lighter?
and if you are too young to buy a lighter, use matches

 

matches really suck for a bong

If you are too young to buy one just stand out front of a store and ask peopel to buy one for you.

 

got a gas stove?

roll up a couple and light them on the stove.

 

if you can't get a hold of matches, there's one thing you could do if you wanna go indiana jones style:

1) get a small stick
2) find a small piece of rag...like really small...but big enough that you are able to tie it around the end of the stick
3) dip it in gasoline or something else which is flammable
4) shake it to get rid of any excess gasoline which may have dripped
5) light rag using either the burner on the top of your stove (or something with a flame)
6) hold by the other end of the stick and just hold up to your bowl to light
7) happy toking! =P

just remember, like i said, you want both the stick and rag to be small enough. obviously if you get some big ass thing it's going to be insufficent for lighting a bowl. the word "twig" is probably a better description of what you should be looking for.

 

^shit that sounds dangerous haha

 

that's what I was thinking aha

 

not to mention toxic....

 

nothin like gas soaked weed

 

I keep my weed jar full of gasoline....my nugs float like its a pickle jar. You kids obviously don't know how to smoke weed

 

must be amazing

 

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naJknmGRT1w - A little time consuming, but it works.

2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eT-buIKUpY - All you need is a 9v battery and steel wool. However, this might make you crazy..

 

also.. even with a lighter low on fuel you can still usually get a few good flames out of it if you shake it vigorously..

 

But seriously, just go get another lighter. I'm sure it's not hard to jack them from walmart if smokindude's walking out with backpacks full of subwoofers and shit.

Edit: Just read skullkid's story haha

Take it from a local headshop. They won't have cameras.

 

put on your most rubbery shoes and go slide around on the carpet then touch your bong. The static shock should be sufficient to light it.

 

walmart is by far a sticky fingers paradise...

A walk through the product store and 15 aisles to see
all the pretty, pretty packages staring back at me
which is my favorite, where is my chance
to remove the product and stick it in my pants

cuz I want to see, what's on sale whats for free
(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
who steal from me, and from you
(if only you knew, then you would steal too)

adrenaline rushes, the products in my grip
I am only shopping, but now it's time to lift
I look for my moment, and down my pants I stick
the product I've selected is concealed against my dick

cuz I want to see, what's on sale whats for free
(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
who steal from me, and from you
(if only you knew, then you would steal too)

paranoid as fuck security in tow
is he really traling me and does he really know?
of my little secret my pride and his shame
this is so exciting kid, it's like a fucking game
I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door
will I get away like a million times before?
or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store?
like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor

Five finger discount!

and I want to see, what's on sale whats for free
(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
who steal from me, and from you
(if only you knew, then you would steal too)

paranoid as fuck security in tow
is he really traling me and does he really know?
of my little secret my pride and his shame
this is so exciting kid, it's like a fucking game
I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door
will I get away like a million times before?
or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store?
like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor

I get to the door and out the door I slide
I feel a sense of dignity, I feel a sense of pride
I do a happy dance and down the street I bail
as I have a little feast of what's on sale

 

walmart doesnt have anything that interests me

 

now a walmart full of drugs that would be a different story

 

Yeah still from locally owned businesses! That's cool brah! pathetic.