I have a feeling my fucking cat went and got knocked up last night

cuz the little fucker somehow got out. I don't know if she was in heat, she doesn't really show it that much. probably. just what I need, 20 more fucking cats

 

You know you can get cats fixed now days.

 

your cat was out whoring it up....

 

more cats = more cat shit = more fake almond rocas to sell at the local market = more money =

 

but that costs like 50 bucks and no cat is worth 50 bucks to me...... now my dog on the other hand, she is spayed, top of the line vet care, the works. there are so many cats in the world, if this one dies, i'll just get another one. I can't ever seem to get attached to the damn things anyways

 

so what happens to the kittens?

 

free to a good* home


*no questions asked

 

You will find them in a trash bag at the bottom of the lake.

 

I'd at least have the decency to eat them

 

Yup your cats a whore,
Gettin mac on my my cat.

Well its nice make sure you dont choke on their bones

 

aaaaw... man.. aaw... I'm a big cat lover, I've got one and and I love her more than most of the people..

if I lived closer, I'd take all the kittens...

 

you know, there are lots of vet clinics that will spay/neuter for very cheap. like 20 bucks. most communities end up having them every 6 months or so, in an attempt to keep the feral/homeless animal numbers from growing. just a thought.

 

I dont know what it is but cats in heat find me. It's borderline creepy.

 

either way, the cat I suspect that porked mine is a really cool looking black cat with 4 white feet. Mine is long hair all black. Lately though, her underside fur has been getting almost gray and some stripes have been showing up on her tail. She isn't even a year old yet

 

hahaha this reminds me when Kitty, Cartman's cat has a cat orgy hahaha

 

I don't know about an orgy, but there must have been some serious fucking going on because she is walking sorta weird today

 

You cat is a slut.

 

yes, very much so

 

hey, don't judge your poor cat.

 

she want ME to fuck her...... its just wrong. I didn't even want the damned cat. It is my wife's cat and the little fucker won't leave me alone, no matter how hard I kick it. She brought 2 fucking cats home, made MY GOD DAMNED DOG go outside to a FUCKING KENNEL while her PRECIOUS FUCKING FELINE SHIT-IN-A-BOX wastes of oxygen get to roam whereever they please..... including, apparently, outside so as to end up preggers