Fat Dicks, Wide Boobs, Tight Asses, White Teeth

jk.....pervosaurs.

 

I think i just came.

 

Holy hell. 2 of my friends started talking about them cumming, and said they come on their selves into their bellybutton, then go wash it off. Then they started talking about how they have got it on their faces. 1 of them got it on his lip. Then the 3rd dude says he has to try cumming onto his stomach sometime.


FUCKING NASTY AS FUCK SHIT

The whole time I am telling them how nasty that is, but they claim it isn't. Shit.

 

That's pretty fucking nasty. I don't want to have to take a shower after I gerk one.

 

what the fuck, come on the face? usually mine just dribbles out, but sometimes if im wankin it good for like half and hour it will reach my pecks

 

^^^Haha, mine shoots, but that is not the point. The shower is a mighty fine place...haha

 

You guys talk about some sick shit. hahaha You just made me hate everything. lol

 

To reduce laundry/taking showers at 1 am, i use a jerk cloth that I wash it when it needs it. That or I spill into a plastic bag for one of my friends mothers to pick up in the morning.

 

Welcome to real life. The worst thing sexually that no one ever talks about.


QUEEF.

 

Whenever I meet people named Keith, I always call them "Queef". haha They hate that shit.

 

Honestly, I usually just wank it at night and shower in the morning.

 

funny how no girls have posted here yet lol

You guys are weird.

 

Mmm dead babies..

 

What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?




























You can't have sex with a table.

 

this thread makes me puke.

 

^^Tell me about it. Now think of having my conversation in front of you. Why the hell do they do that shit?

 

hahah it's ok though
me and my friends talk abbout some pretty sick shit, too

 

Good because I was deeply offended for a moment there.

 

awesome thread