A Thread for conversing

Me, three.

 

I dunno, wtf is garfield & odie?

 

...lucky.

 

Well I suppose that story can be the same for guys. The first time I had sex was with a virgin. Oh my god. I was traumatized, because for me the three most disgusting fluids to me are shit water, random people's spit, and period blood. I broke her and took a break to get a drink of water. I felt like I was in a fucking horror movie. She was pissed that I didn't want to go on. But like any guy will say, "Gotta do what ya gotta do."

 

Ha ha. Sounds like you had a conflicted hymen.
Mine just split like butter.
Like a smooth operator... no pain.

 

Garfield! The cat that eats like it's a bottomless pit. And Odie is his companion. I'm sure you've seen the cartoons. But never you mind, I made a mistake... this issue is no longer relevant and will destruct in T-minus ten seconds.

 

No no you've had yours.

 

lucky. it still hurts when i have sex, maybe because i'm that tight? i don't know, but the first few seconds it's almost like my first time again, but not quite. ghey.

@baked - the funny thing with me was there was VERY little blood, when you'd thing there'd be a lot in my case. and the guy kept wanting to go but i was like NO I HAVE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH.

 

Holy shit, yea I used to watch the cartoon all the time! I don't remember odie though...wtf. For some reason I thought they were some company involving motor vehicles.

 

Being tight is rough. I know a lot of the things I say about sexual experiences might make me seem like a bit of a man-ho, but I just have episodes with really fucking horny women.

Essentially, I can count the people I've had sex(intercourse) with on one hand. Oral and hand jobs I'd need 6 fingers on a hand.

 

i can count that on 1 finger. XD he was my one and only.. until i find someone new that is.

 

It's 11:02, which means it's time to smoke a bowl

 

Apparently, all the guys I hook up with tell me I'm tight, too.
I guess I'm like God's gift to men.
I know how to please them, and I'm always tight. Good for me, too.
I get more satisfaction out of it.

 

Silly, silly, silly...

 

you know the night is the right time... :cheers2:

 

Whoa I always assume marksup was a boy so I got really confused when you were saying that you were tight?! and that it hurt lol

I've had a LOT of sex with maybe 15 partners or so, and I had a kid!! It still hurts me.. Only for the first few thrusts, than it's heaven baby.

 

Finding a woman who knows what to do for me is hard. I still haven't found someone who can rock my world.

I doubt I'll find it here in the midwest

 

Heaven is right... especially if the guy is nicely created down there.

 

Well, you just met her. Hi.

 

I've always wondered if it's possible to be naturally good at sex. I've said it before but it's hard for me to believe when women say I'm really good. I really don't have tons of sexual experience. I would love to believe I am a sex god.