I love my wife but...

I have to take your word for it..

 

that's why i broke them off, hellboy style



not to mention i prefer the added girth they have this way

 

yes, the girth is always much greater at the base of the horn..... you're not as dumb as I first suspected..... I'll be keeping my eye on you.... you might know too much

 

my husband's girlfriends seem intimidated by me. i'm not sure why, but i think that's putting a damper on it. also, i'm entirely too interesting, sexy and fun to be around. he tends to choose me.

 

When I was perusing the titles I thought this said "I love my wife's butt."

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I'd hit it.

 

as in hump the horn stumps?

 

You know it.

I'd wave my cowboy hat in the air and yell YEEEHAW!

 

Hahaha...Funny mental image...

A wife should be used for this purpose only...

 

shit, that bitch could easily carry two more crates, maybe 3. Thats more beer drinking that guy could be doing and more cleaning, cooking, mothering, bitching, pms-ing, cock-sucking, leg spreading, etc..... you know, the stuff bitches are supposed to do

 

Well, you know what they say.. bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks...


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Aw, I can't see shroom's picture...I bet it was a good one.

 

it was awesome.

 

fecaltastic as usual

 

nooooooo, damn you tripod!!!!!! I hate tripod, I'm gonna burn that sumbitch...

 

Tripod is an asshole.

 

That sucks...no complaints here about my sex life. We don't have it a lot because we work opposite schedules, but when we do it is awesome.