How do you masturbate?

I like to try new techniques as often as possible..lubing with soap in the shower irritate the shit out of my penis and eff'n hurts for the rest of the day...so thats no good....I have been getting in to exploring masturbating with anal

 

ill do anything if im alone, ive jerked on a train before in an empty carriage (when i was finished the ticket guy came in, lucky), in the bushes, my pool, while my friends where asleep, public restroom and in the movies (there where two or three ppl and i was at the back)
at home its usally my room or the computer...

 

i sometimes lube up in the shower and use both hands. or just one hand. usually i do it in a bathroom (not out in public) cuz for some reason i don't like to make a mess, or lay in cum on my sheets. once i've orgasmed, cum grosses me out. it's like i got to get it off of my hand as quick as possible.

 

A friend of mine that I met at a nude beach suggested that I use mineral oil and it did wonders for me. I also use baby oil, grease, shampoo(but not too often) lotion as well.

 

Mainly at home, and quite often, I beat that thing like it owes me money

 

Im a real big fan of putting a big suction cup dong on the tile wall in my shower. i do that tan i back up to it and keep burying it deep in my ass while i slowly stroke my cock. the harder and deeper i go the less i have to stoke. sometimes i just shoot a load without even touching my cock.

kinda weird but i love it

 

Computer or HD-TV, either way some good Hi Definition porn.

I don't like to masturbate with my imagination.

 

I have yet to perfect it, since im usually in an awkward place in the room...but in class.

 

Mostly in the shower, then I lie on my back in the shower stroking my cock while the water massages my ass. Feels good.

I also like to masturbate on my bed while checking out porn.

 

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i get on my knees, face the couch, stick a pillow under the couch cushion, then stick my dick in between the couch cushion and the pillow and just pump back and forth. its like ur having sex. best way ever.

 

Usually in front of the computer lookin' at some pics or videos of hot guys. I did jack off in the shower this morning though, which is pretty rare.

 

Only a few ways that work for me and thats with a pillow. The other two ways are either hidden in a public toilet or whilst I am driving.

 

Well, when I do, it's usually outside. The grass feels great on your bottom! :]

 

i have always wanted to live in a really rural area like an hour to anything so that i could go outside and masturbate and make as much noise as i wanted or whatever and no one would know i have always dreamed above that. that and having a girl who will masturbate w/ me lol

 

It feels so great to masturbate outside. I've only done it twice though

 

with a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream

 

I like shoving glass jars up my ass until they break and then pull the shards out...
*edit* sorry I've been hanging out in the RT forums a lot lately.

 

I've done it many ways...

Couch, shower, towel, glove, etc.

But I don't go far enough to where I shove stuff up my ass.

But I mostly done it in front of my computer watching porn. With tissue or a towel. Very simple and easy.