Awkward moments with parents!

^how did you survive after taking 31 benadryl?

 

OH MY GOD, that's hilarious!!!!!

 

once my mom found out i smoked... she came in my room and said, "i know youve been smokin weed... i think thats pretty cool and was thinkin sometime we could smoke together." lol that had to be one of the best days of my life

 

One time my boyfriend at the time and I were having sex in my room.
My dad knocks on the door, but doesn't wait for me to say "don't come in." and he just walks right in. I wasn't expecting him to just walk in.. so as my dad walks in, i'm half naked and sitting on top of my boyfriend having sex, hahaha. my dad realizes what was going on and gets this scared look on his face, and goes "oh.. uh... oh sorry" and walks out. it was embarrassing as fuck.

 

^^^^ahahahahhahahha

 

hahaha it's funny now.. but at the time i wouldn't even talk to my dad for like a week.

 

I think I would shoot the kid that was under my daughter. I don't want any girls, I'll be to overprotective.

 

Yeah me too, If I was her dad I would have put some gloves on, and then thrown the litle rascal out.

 

I would have just beat him with a baseball bat.

 

lmao.. you guys are funny.
but you know if you are overprotective of your daughters like that,
they'll end up doing it anyway.. :tongue:

 

I'm just hoping for boys.

 

haha. boys are way easier to deal with

 

haha that story reminds of the movie knocked up where the morning after they have sex the dad says to his daughhter "don't ever do what they did" and the little babys like "i'm gonna do it!"

 

hehehe Always many embarrassing moments! Keep em coming.

Personally my worst is probably when my dad heard me having sex with a friend of mine and she was apparently quite noisy! Anyway my mother didn't know about it and while just talking about her she drops the line "But Gee shes noisy isn't she?" (She has a fairly loud voice for a 5 foot tall girl) Well This caused dad and I to break out into giggle like you could not believe.
The giggles were HORRIBLE, It was like being high I just could not stop, even worse my DAD was cracking up at it, and he was thinking about that which I dint want to know! It was so embarrassing!

 

When I was 15 I had this girl-friend at the time and she had spent the night (snuck through the window) and we were having a wake and bake/morning sex and my mom starts banging on the door. "The secruity people are here to put stuff on the windows" I stuffed her in the closet (bare-assed).

My moms all like " Hahha your girl-friend can't sneak in anymore" (she had been cuaght there before)(she can hear this from the closet) I get dressed let the guy put the shit on the windows. Then when he's gone I tell her its ok to come out, right as she walked out my mom flung open the door to see my girl-friend fully naked . My mom slammed the door back closed. The girl got dressed and jumped out the window . My mom didn't talk to me for like 2 weeks.

 

tonight...lol....my mom finally knows i smoke regularly. She found the top to my waterfall bong in my bathroom. I was out at the time getting high lol, she calls me and tells me to get home that she had to talk to about some things. I was like shit dad found some weed again(5th time). My mom doesnt care about it much, but my dad will go ape shit on my ass. Luckily she found it and not him. She just asked me if it was mine and i said yea she asked me what i do out of it and told her smoke weed and she said ok, dont do it in the house, know my limits, dont drive and gave me the top back. I just smoked a nice bowl, im high as hell and its nice i dont have to hide it any longer (from her atleast)

 

You make some of the funniest posts on here, lol.

 

Oops! Here I am posting about embarrassing moments with parents and I forget about the worst ones.

Like the time I took on TWO people in a whiskey shotting competition. One was a 6'2" friend who is in the army. The other was my best mate. Well the night was totally foggy after 11pm and the next thing I remember it was 2am, when I was in the bathroom patting down my pants looking for my phone to call dad. This is where somone says "Dude they're not your pants! Oh yeah by the way, you dads here" I then proceed to pat the dog for a good, 10 minutes before being dragged home.

Also I have this habit of being caught walking into the house without pants. Its becoming a family joke. It's never normally my fault though... But hey the Jehovah's Witnesses haven't come back since!