Perfect Drug Dealer

I have my dream dealer. She's gorgous, will sit and match bowls with me and hang out for hours, and she's fucking cool to hang out with, and drives me for munchies. The only way it would be better is if the weed was free!!

 

Well in most cases I suggest avoiding spending time with dealers. My ideal drug dealer is more a 'wam bam thank you mam' style dealer. A business man, who's not into hanging out. I hate that shit.

However, if shes a fox, make a move. Might drastically drive down the price of weed that way too. It's a win-win.

 

She's actually become a really good friend. It's really cool.

 

Yeah, I always say "If I wanted a friend I'd get a dog". I want a dealer for the drugs, not the companionship .

With that said, if she was a smoking hot chick I would definetely let her know I'm interested, but at the same time you don't wanna screw up somehow and lose her as a dealer.

 

How's he going to screw things up that bad? Miss kissing her and poke her in the eye with his nose?

 

he rapes her

 

Or she just wants to be friends and REALLY doesn't like an attempted kiss.

 

but thats what booze is for

 

My dealer is the best. She smokes with me, but never for more than 30 minutes, delivers, smokes me out before I buy, Never and i mean never shorts me. Never any bullshit. Girl dealers rock.

 

Sounds like you got yourself a prime dealer there.

You should call her sometime and just say...hey you wanna meet up? She will presume that you need some greens. Then we you guys meet, bust out your sack, and she will be confused...then tell her you just wanted to hang out. I bet she would be stoked about that! Anyhow, just see how she reacts to it, and if she seems like interested in the least bit, I say go for it!

 

a drug dealer that CANNOT tell a lie would be nice for once.

 

lol at 21 its pretty sad that your getting ripped off

 

My dealer is cool and we hang out he's been one of my best friends for 15yrs.

 

Most the people I get herb from are my really good friends, and I wouldn't want to have it any other way. (I've gotten herb elsewhere, but I'd just rather get it from a friend, always cleaner buds.) Then I usually smoke with those I get nugs from too...two of them live at my old house. When I use to be into opium, MDMA and psychedelics I just always got it from friends as well. You know what you're getting and the entire process is chill. I use to buy from random people, and I'd really just rather deal with someone I know well. So I suppose the perfect drug dealer in my mind would be a good friend. But drug preferences differ so much in every respect.

 

Sometimes my dealer stays for hours and sometimes she just makes a quick drop. She usually asks if I wanna hang out before she even gets here. And when we smoke we almost always smoke her shit and don't even touch mine

 

I'm my own dealer. It doesn't get better than that. Only have to deal with me and no one else. Free weed, and no assholes at my house.

 

That would mean you grow? lol I don't have assholes at my house either

 

That will remain unanswered but if I were to answer the answer would be no.

 

I love selling because I make people happy by having what they want all the time, and getting to meet new people and smoke with them. I know I like it when I get a good deal and when people hook me up with a little extra and are just nice in general, so that's the way i do things too.
every dealer should be this way, dontcha think?

 

Would also be rather prone to arrest.


I have a variety, only one I actually know on a friendship level, the rest are all of Lode's description, handshake and off you pop sorts.