I lost my uncles car at wal mart...

I had my uncles car, he needed to use my truck to get stuff he couldnt fit in his car..
So I took his car to a crowded Wal mart and did some shopping..
Its a tan ford taurus. Its really new looking and I was totally stoned.. Shopping with like 2 carts full of shit.. Blinds, paint, cleaning shit, clothes, food..
So I go outside.. and then Im like OK.. Stoned still... tired and sunny as fuck out .. Im looking like where did I park it at. Oh shit what kind a car is it again? IDK... ahahaha fuck.. man.. I have no clue it has no alarm to say here I am??

So I take my shit back into the store. told them to watch it. I cant find my car.. They looked at me like how could you lose a car? Did someone steal it..... I dont think so.. just I dont know what it looks like...

is it a Malibu, Bonnie.. Grand am... Oh wooo. I really need to pay attention more huh?
So I try calling him. No answer..
That car there looks like it....

took me almost a 1/2 hour to locate it...

 

how the fuck do you lose a car

 

hahaha truly a stoner moment.

 

MMM .. maybe my weed is better than yours.... :sifone:

truely... I was like ok..
Then I went to home depot and got a free 40 pool timer since the lady in service was to lazy to move the stuff in the cart...and it was on the bottom. that made up for it.. big time. :cheers2:

 

hahahahahahaha.. fuckin helarious

 

This was the first time I have ever used his car....

what helped me find it was it has a sunroof, and that I remembered..

 

thats fuckin funny dude lol

 

ahahah wow

 

Haha that's the best story I've heard in a while.

 

ive been there

 

Dude I love you, hahaha.

 

Such a "dude wheres my car?" moment.

 

Sounds like some good reefer.

 

you suck at life....

 

hehe Dude i love you too,
This just made my day,

 

A true stoner moment! Just like trying to lock your car with the garage door remote <--- scare of my life!

Damn I'm high!

 

Haha, awesome . I can almost imagine the feelings going through your mind at a moment like that. On the one hand you think it's just because you're stoned and if you take a good look you should find it but you also think perhaps it's really stolen or I won't recognize that car today.

Yesterday evening I left my friends place pretty stoned and it was already dark. I walked up to the car in front of his house and tried finding the lock to unlock the door (can take a few seconds while stoned), but after I found it I couldn't get the key in it very well. It took me at least two minutes to come up with the thought that perhaps it wasn't my car and I should try the next one..

 

haha orison you funny

 

haha. Thanks ALL..

I think we have all been there... at one point.
like I said I had never used the car b4 and I guess I really wasnt paying attention to the make of it... I really thought it was a Mali.. Cause has always had Chevys and then that fucked with me.. Nothing really at all in the car its like only few months old...
And the wal mart was packed.. The whole mall was packed.. And I parked over there I think...
haha. I never lost my own car at the any large farm music festi.. So this was Def a stoner moment...
Stupid wal mart spins you with all the exits. I didnt come in this door.. I think I came in over there.. WTF> lol...

 

I'm pretty sure we've all been to walmart.....................