Barbituate

Discussion in 'Pharmaceuticals' started by sam&ella, Aug 3, 2008.

  1. sam&ella

    sam&ella Member

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    A bear walks into a bar in Billings Montana . He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

    The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings ."

    The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.


    The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings ."

    The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

    The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings "


    The bear goes to the end of the bar and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

    The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."

    The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."

    .........You're gonna love this........

    The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."
     
  2. elover

    elover ritz with cheese

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    Hahaha that was pretty funny
     
  3. kil0

    kil0 The Rebel

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    LMFAO!! Classic, I loved it!! Whered u find it?

    lol I thought it was just gonna be a tongue twister, say this outloud is funny, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"

    I thought it was just gonna keep getting more complicated, but the end was dope im still laughing!
     
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