Best way to take a shit?

What, you look like you've never seen a parody thread before.

 

naked is the best way to take a shit

 

Use the search buttox

 

My bathroom is connected to my room, so I always shit with the door open, listening to music.

 

Taking a shit on LSD. Now, that's intense. lol

 

I like to read whilst doing the deed.

 

yeah me too, always carry something to read, preferably a automobile or tech mag and a cig of course.

 

Ha ha. A cigarette always helps the shitting process.
Have you ever noticed that you won't have to shit...
Then you smoke a cigarette and BOOM!
You have to take this shit of grandeur!

I don't understand it.

 

hehe yeah. guess the cig is stimulating the wrong organs hehe, wtf helps me after some beer and pizzas with s#itloads of cheez.

 

What really baffles me, is... nicotine is a stimulant.
Stimulants usually render me with constipation.
But nicotine is the exact opposite.
I always smoke a cigarette when I'm taking a shit.
It's like the nicotine just forces the bowels to purge.
It's a great thing.

 

Sudoku is the best while droppin a deuce imo

 

I can't stand Sudoku. It's pure bewilderment/annoyance.

 

Lol I love it. It takes a bit to get the hang of it but after that it gets pretty easy.

 

It confuses the hell out of me.
It causes me to go brain dead, lol.

It's like going into Trigonometry class in high school completely blazed.
It's total snooze city right there.

 

i have a friend who has a routine every time she shits:
1. takes off all her clothes
2. folds them neatly and puts them beside the toilet
3. then she shits.

i'm kidding, by the way.

 

I was about to say...

 

I know what you mean with the cig thing man. Everytime I have a cig before I go to bed if I haven't taken shit before than it makes me have to take one really bad its so weird

 

lol hehe are you sure she wanted to take a dump , yeah i know u were just kiddiing, nice thinking btw, made me laugh for a min.

 

i thought this only happened to me hahah
i asked people before if cigarettes make you have to shit
and everyone always said no
i thought i was alone. haha

 

Ha ha ha. No, it happens to me and my friend Audra.
I thought we were the only two.
Now, you... maybe it's just us three.