Smoking/stoned injuries

Was watching Chasing Amy and the Jaws parody scene came on where they compare sex scars, and I thought of this. Have any?

I have a dark scar on the top of my right wrist from when a buddy was real stoned and set a hot lighter on me.

 

I only have a couple burns on my finger from when I was really stoned and I just forgot the lighter was lit.

But my buddy was telling me how his friend was cutting up some brownies after a long smoke session and he cut, almost through, the top of his hand, he was laughing hysterically the whole way to the hospital

 

I have a scar on my forehead because I was hugging someone and we fell into bed together stoned and smashed our heads into the wall, both receiving concussions. Way to ruin the moment, huh?

 

My friend bought a brand new bong at a headshop the day i was sitting on my bed (bunk beds at the time) and i just took my rip and i was gonna pass it to him on the lower bunk and i thought i heard him say drop it so i did and it cracked him right in the square of the head.

 

^^^^ROFLMAO hahahaha, that is great!

 

One time i was sitting on my bed eating a hungry man the nice boneless chicken breast ones and i was cutting into it and had to sneeze so i had the knive in my hand when i did and i ended up stabbing myself right about my eye.

 

epic.

 

I coughed so hard I got a hernia. (Inguinal)

 

Damn, that's some coughing session there, maaaan.
I would have bet on a collapsed lung, over a hernia.

 

I have multiple scars from being burnt.
But one time I was smoking and I was coughing really bad, so i started running to grab a drink and i kicked this statue of a lion on accident while i was running and stubbed my little toe.
My toenail fell off like a week later and hasn't grown back since. hahaha

 

^ mutant!!

 

for the first year that i had my pipe Alice, i would always burn my thumb on the carb hole, whenever i lit the bowl when it was beat. so after it kept happeing, i had the most perfect callous ever on my thumb: dead center in the middle of my thumb, exactly where the carb sits. it was hilarious, plus i never felt it when she burnt me after i had that callous lol. unfortunately it went away, but it doesn't matter bc for some reason the pipe never burns me anymore...so either way it's cool lol.

 

that's a good thing, you're like the x-men!

now lets add two more Xs

 

lol

i always wanted to be like the x-men!

 

How about you be the villain, Sar-bear?

 

no way, i wanna be wolverine

 

Ha ha ha.
And I want to be a werewolf in London. Mmmhmm.

 

Dibs that weird freaky guy that crawls around and can can teleport and shit

 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-JjXfbqaKo