how are all my bad toothed, hooligan, council flat buddies doing?

i'd throw in more stereotypes, but i need more coffee. i was thinking something to do with football, chippies and chavs, but i'm just not on my game this morning.

i'm good. it's hot as the devil's balls here, we keep getting flies because the kids won't leave the door shut, i have to go to the store but i don't want to. but at least i finally got some sleep.

i'm going to yoga tonight while my daughter is at gymnastics. hopefully i won't hurt myself.

 

"Complaining about the weather" is another good one. If it's not too bloody hot, it's too bloody cold.

Right now it's too bloody hot.

 

Damn straight Power_13.

Boiling.

Making it hard to concentrate when working.

 

dam i want sum chips

 

i have central air, so my house feels like a refridgerator. make it hard to get outside and enjoy the summer. until the evenings. the fires in SoCal make for some GORGEOUS sunsets. and the monsoon weather makes the golden waves of grain to the east of me glow, and the purple mountain'd majesty to the west of me make a perfect contrast to the fire raining in the sky. but mainly, my colorado brew is the highlight of my evening.

 

i mite get a council flat how cheap are they

 

Closest we get to a fire over here is when the local chavs nick a car and set fire to the bugger.

 

well, our nearest fire is about 1000 miles away. i think you're closer to a fire than i am.

 

If you want a council flat put your name down on the list the minute you turn 18! I think it's about £70 a week.

 

Do you still Consider me a bad toothed, hooligan, council flat buddy? Or am I a Fat, Lazy, Uneducated, Loud mouthed, Red-Neck Now?

Pesky Flies...Every Day One Finds it's Way into my Room...I Catch it in my Palm Ninja Style and Release it Outside...Probably the Same One Finding it's way back in...

 

Brilliant

 

nope. you'll have to start chewin' before you'll earn your way into that particular echelon of american society, as well as killing snakes and eating them, instead of running from them. i wish you luck. :cheers2:

 

We just had some My teeth are in awful shape, we had a mad dentist who my mum just blindly trusted when i was a kid, he removed half my teeth and filled up the rest with grey goo, and now theyre yellow and hurty
Im so attractive

 

I used to wonder where the bad teeth stereotype came from, until I started work in a factory and realised it is completely and utterly true. Almost half the people had something up with their teeth.

I have a problem with my front teeth, they're a bit crooked. Long and boring story there.

 

I have crooked teeth too. Forgot that bit. One goes in waaay too much
Dentists here are awful
No-one notices mine. Id never live in America. Theyd notice

 

I have good teeth, 3 years of painful orthodontistry and thats the outcome. Also somehow managed to never have a filling. My braces come off tomorrow

 

I have OK teeth.. except the two false ones right at the front, 'temporary' caps the dentist hasnt replaced in 11 years..

 

Fillings suck I have 8 GREY ones. Well black really. Ugh. Im having them removed once i have the money. Never needed em

 

The British can't cook either.

Everybody know that's why they became an imperialist country. They were looking for people that could.

Should have colonized Italy.


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I totally can cook pretty well. Dont usually blow my own trumpet but you havent tried my homemade pizzas or my spag bols...mmm, spag bol...And its my own take on em so not total theft