spanking day (merged with) spanking

I am reliably informed that today is National Spanking Day... roll up, roll up!

 

ooooh im here! wheres my spankage

 

*spank*

 

if you spank me.. can i spank you in return?

 

Go ahead! *spank*

 

This is far too rude! I want no part of it!









*Bends over*

 

*spank*

 

I think I should hand this over to Lindsay who is the professional spanker here complete with her spanking paddle

 

Get her ass in here .. literally

 

hey, dont advertise here Jon, it was a private one time offer you know

 

ooo that was... errrm pleasant in a kind of stingy kind of way... my turn..
*spank*

 

ooh! *spanks starfly*

 

I thought I heard an echo

 

awww.. spanking day is over.. can we not expand it to a spanking week... or month, hey why not just spank evry1 all the time...

*spankedy spank*

 

Nah, that's the space between your ears

 

Doh!! I missed it

 

thats alright.. there are a few left over...

*spankedy spankedy spank*

 

WHAT? I missed Spanking day!?! Just like April Fools... I missed that last this year too

 

any girls or guys enjoy spanking. do you prefer to give or take ?

 

Would ya mind awfully giving me a little whip there? Ooh looverly. Just like sitting by da Liffey on a warm day