OK, so yeah this kinda grossed me out. When I masturbate, I "release" into an old fast food cup. I have a 2 roommates so when they come in and see it, no big deal and its better than having hella tissue and baby oil on display near my computer. Anywho, like most younger single guys, my room is not very clean. I saw a few fruit flies a few days ago. So when I finished a few minutes ago, I took a look into the cup and saw what looks like little eggs or larvae...I almost puked. I don't like just shooting all over the place or having napkins or anything like that, but I don't know how else to dispose of my ejaculate...sorry, hopefully noone is eating while reading this...
I make a point to not eat an hour before or after reading any post on this forum... but your story IS pretty amazing. Anyway, I have an idea for you, but I must warn you that it requires some preparation and effort on your part. First, get some toilet paper or kleenex from the bathroom, then jack off into it. When you're finished, get up to take a piss and discreetly take it with you. Then, when you're pissing, you just flush it down the toilet. Problem solved, and you're not faced with any pungent smells or fruit flies.
I forgot to add... if you're one of those lazy types who doesn't like to get up, you can get prepared by taking a little off the roll every time you take a piss, and saving it up under your pillow or something for the following morning. That way, there's little visible evidence.
heywoood... something happened to me like this. but I was sick and spitting in a cup and while chugging coung syrup and that shit thats will not go down and you spit it out again.. medicine spit... LOL. Well this cup was pretty phlemy nasty and I forgot about it as I got better and a few long days went by and there was bugs in it tooo... I was liike WOOOOOOO.......... they was swimming in cough syrup sick spit boogers shit was even pinkyorange from the syrup spit... And these little larva shit was swimming... I was in awe really.. like wow life forms.. how the hell did that happen?? are they high on that shit... and they were white flys gnats.. I guess.. They died cause they really freaked me out man...... LOL. I had to kill em before the took over the world..
orison has got a point. You gave daddy birth to gnats, and you have to kill them before they take over the world.
It reminds me of a thread I started ages ago regarding a hypothetical case of somehow becoming the father or mother of a different species, be it by way of some bestiality fetish, or by artificial insemination - perhaps even an accident at the fertility clinic, getting the sperm donors / embryos mixed up up those of the vet's, for instance. If a woman was to find that the baby she had given birth to had really been conceived by, say that of a pig, or if a man was to find that he had been father to a litter of piglets, then would the natural family bonding still hold true, with the parental love for one's issue.
Ha Ha...actually I threw away the cup, so I guess if they decide to plan world domination, I will be to blame.
What you are doing is raising cum eating maggots, you filthy bastard. Because of your lazy behavior, you and your roomies will suck'um to the maggots' wiles some night while sleeping. The next morning they'll find three skeletons, penises still intact, crawling with vermin. The smell will force the college to close until environmentally cleansed. All for a lousy wank! Shame.
