How to win Survivor

So my buddy asked me what I would bring to the island. You know how you can bring one thing? So anyway, I opted for a net. I would use it to catch fish and share with the tribe, in return for their worship, sexual favors and use of the stuff they brought to the island. Clearly, I would be the undisputed champion of the competition.

What would you bring?

 

I'm pretty sure they have rules about that. Nobody ever takes anything useful.

I'd take eye glasses to start a fire with. I'd practice starting a fire before I went. They always need a fire to boil water and nobody ever knows how to start one. Why would you not learn that when you know you're going on Survivor?

 

^^ fuck that
id bring a lighter

 

Against the rules. I would bring a reality tv host.

 

Did you watch last night? Glasses did the trick-started a fire.

 

like she said there are rules about that. i would probally bring....a net too thats a good idea plus you can eat it raw without cooking it.

 

Exactly. island sushi! yum! with a side dish of sand.

 

I would bring the printed version of Wikipedia. Everything you ever want and need to know is in there.

 

Ha...Wikipedia. "Dammit, I've been looking for how to make a fire for twenty minutes and all I've found is 300 long-ass entries about Battlestar Galactica characters!"

I would bring a month's supply of fried chicken, personally. You people are crazy.

 

i would bring a big knife, hard to make sushi when you can't cut the fish...

 

shotgun

 

a condom

 

having interviewed for survivor (season 2), they do have rules about what can be brought, they also rejected me for one of my hobbies (stone age technology) because, as they said 'it's not 'REAL' reality tv...we don't' want people that know what they're doing, because it'd be an unfair advantage. We want ignorant schmucks who do well to tie their shoelaces without instructions. We're going to have to pass on you'

Sad, too, because I wanted the million.

 

a boat

 

Arsenic.

 

hahahaha, that's the greatest tv-related quote I've heard in a long time!

I think, if I had to bring a totally useless thing, I'd bring a hammock. Nothing fancy, just a simple hammock to attach to some trees.

That is, unless knives are against the rules - then I'd bring my pocketknife.

 

I would bring bill o'reilly so we can sacrifice him to the fire gods in exchange for some fire.

 

LOL... I was thinking along the same lines.

 

HAHA!

 

i heard from the show or something they supply condoms if you so choose to use it haha