Do y'all like McDonald's Burgers??????????

Ewwww, yuck!!!! Why??? Last week I had a burger in a bar in Bristol, TN that would blow away anything made at McCrappy's, or any other fast food place for that reason. Sir Pizza in Key Biscayne, Fl makes the best burger I have ever had (I know, you don't normally go to a pizza place for a burger, but that doesn't mean it shouldn't be done.) Though, I imagine the Ostrich burger at Ruddfuckers is better, because Ostrich is some tasty eating. I've only eaten Ostrich once, but it were fookin' magic.

I just want to encourage people to open there eyes a little and let their tongues experience the beauty around them.

I've traveled a bit. One of my travel buddies is from London. One time we were in Orlando, Fl and he's seen an advert on the box for KFC. So he makes me go to KFC for dinner that night. I was like, ok whatever. So when we were leaving, I ask him, "Did you like it?" He says "Awful. Just awful." So I get mad, I'm like "Why the fuck did you make me eat in there then." He replies that he is a bitch and an easy target for marketing. I hate marketing, they are all a bunch of lying bastards. Another time we were walking around in the alps, 11 days 120 Kms, something like that. The whole time this silly prat was wingeing about how he wanted to get back to Chamonix where there was a McD's. Silly bastard.

I got another travel buddy that loves McD's way too much. We went through NZ, Aus, RSA, Egypt, Athens, London, Paris, Rome, Vesuvius and Bourdeux together. My goal was to have a local beer in each place, (Windhoek was the only beer I had that I didn't like.), his goal was to eat at McD's. Why the hell would you go to Cape Town or Rome to eat shit fast food, when the locals make such beautiful and interesting food? We actually both failed in Cairo. We basically really only stayed in the hotel, then got in the van and went to the museum and the pyramids and such. We didn't really get about the place, and of course the hotel didn't have a McD's or a bar.

Silly bastards, all of ya.

 

i havnt eaten mcdonalds in months. or pretty much any fast food for that matter..... or anything that promotes consumerism in that case. i hate consumerism.

its funny how you said your buddy from london falls for the marketing. i have a buddy that just moved over here from england and he saw the commericial for pizza hut pizzone. and he loves em. i cant see how, its absolutely discusting.

real calzone- light fresh ricotta and what ever else you desire inside.

shitty pizzone- a pound of straight cheap slimey mozerella with some pepperoni.

YUCK

 

Considering how easily this guy falls for silly american marketing, you would think this guy would be a massive moo cow. In England they have marketing similar to ours. You would think this guy regularly fell victim to these fast food restaurants. But no, he is fit. I mean really fit. We hiked in the alps together and he is fit. He just run a triathelon in British Columbia. (His company just moved him to Vancouver.) He may be a silly bastard, and may be suseptible to the evils of marketing, but it hasn't affected him.

Brother, if you are reading this and you know who you are, you know I love you, and you know I can't wait to see you in New York City on August 5. And we are gonna get good get an nasty retarded drunk that night, YEE HAW!!!!! But I still don't forgive you for making me go to the McDonalds in Chamonix, France or the KFC in Orlando, Florida.

 

haha. seems that then english people are more fit over all than americans. but thats not a suprise considering the obesity rate in the united states. my buddy is pretty fit too though. i dont know about hiking, or triathalon running like your friend. but i know he plays futbol.

your bud is lucky, i wish i was in vancouver =[